Super Nova

The Good

Ivan Nova pitched 8 innings of 1 run ball, and Mariano Rivera closed the game moving another save closer to Trevor Hoffman's record. The Yankees scored 5 runs, all on clean singles and pure grit with a double sprinkled in there for good measure.

The Bad

The Yankees played in a homerun park, and hit 8 singles. It doesn't matter how many runs they score if there's not a homerun to appease the bloodthirsty masses.

The Ugly

A-Rod came out of the game early. He insists that he is fine, but a little banged up. The real reason he came out of the game is because it was in the midst of an epic game of scrabble with manager Joe Girardi and it was his turn. "I came back and turned the words 'subs' and 'ant' into 'Transubstantiation' for like 8000 pts! I hit the triple word score twice. Joe was in shock. The Catholics have some of the best words."

No Homeruns

Means no money for the bloodthirsty babies. Their appetitte will have to be quenched with milk for now.

Mark Teixeira 21hr = $42
Curtis Granderson 21hr = $42
Russell Martin 9hr = $18
Alex Rodriguez 13hr = $26
Jorge Posada 6hr = $12
Robinson Cano 13hr = $26
Andruw Jones 4hr = $8
Brett Gardner 4hr = $8
Nick Swisher 7hr = $14
Derek Jeter 2hr = $4
Francisco Cervelli 1hr = $2
Eduardo Nunez 2hr = $4
Ramiro Pena 1hr = $2
Total = $210