WTF?

The Good

Mark Teixeira was taken out of the game in the first inning after being hit in the knee by a pitch from Sox starter John Lester. Lester later hit Russell Martin. The Yankees did nothing about it.

The Bad

'That's not good,' you say? No. It isn't. But the Yankees being complete p#$$!#s is about the closest thing to a positive in this game. Garcia lasted about as long as his warm-up pitches. We didn't score much. We couldn't even retaliate in a losing effort. What are they going to do? Toss you? YOU'RE STARTER DIDN'T GET OUT OF THE SECOND! Who gives a #@$&! Hit someone and lose the game already!

The Ugly

The manager whining about Papi's antics after he didn't apparently bother to tell his pitcher to put someone on their back is kind of ugly.

The Callous

The Yankees hit no home runs yesterday. Way to go, guys.

Mark Teixeira 18hr = $36
Curtis Granderson 17hr = $34
Russell Martin 9hr = $18
Alex Rodriguez 10hr = $20
Jorge Posada 6hr = $12
Robinson Cano 12hr = $24
Andruw Jones 4hr = $8
Brett Gardner 3hr = $6
Nick Swisher 5hr = $10
Derek Jeter 2hr = $4
Francisco Cervelli 1hr = $2
Eduardo Nunez 1hr = $2
Total = $170