Tuesday, October 30, 2012

RJG and the Storm

There has been some speculation in the comments recently about whether RJG survived the greatest storm ever known to man. But RJG is not a man. It cannot die in a hellish blaze of rainy fury. RJG is an idea. Intangible. Immortal. It's like the soul. Only real. And funny.

But yes, we did survive the storm. And while our computer systems were seriously damaged, that is largely because we decided to test their sea soundness by affixing sails to our laptops and attempting to boat race them. Needless to say, the laptops sunk almost immediately, but I still say mine won.

Now all we can do is wait until the Yankees sign Josh Hamilton, Mike Napoli, Ichiro Suzuki, David Wright, Raul Ibanez, Nick Swisher, and BJ Upton. In about three more days, we should begin seeing movement on this front.

5 comments:

Rich Mahogany said...

Glad to hear you're ok.

Fernando Alejandro said...

How are you doing Rich? Did you ride it out okay?

Rich Mahogany said...

I did, thanks. Rochester had some heavy winds but my area did not flood or lose power. We had a tree come down and cause some minor damage to the house. My family and friends in NJ are basically screwed though. No power for the foreseeable future.

Fernando Alejandro said...

Thats miserable for them. Losing power is never fun. I'm glad to hear you're okay though!

cs said...

Goodbye Soriano...

Interestingly, when you spell check Soriano on here the suggestion is Mariano