Monday, October 3, 2011

Yankees Drop Game 2

The Good

Mere mortals faced off in a game of giants! There were homeruns by Swisher and Granderson, effective relief pitching by Cory Wade and Boone Logan, and when all was said and done, the rain did not bring the game to an early conclusion.

The Bad

Freddy Garcia gave what we could have hoped to get. 5.1 innings 4 runs, 3 earned. The question is, will this cut it in the ALCS or World Series? I can't imagine it will.

The Ugly

Boone Logan balked! We asked him what happened and this is what he said: "In the middle of my delivery I heard someone behind me yell 'The LORD has returned!' and I was like 'Oh no, the apocaypse!? Here now!? In the middle of my delivery!?!? I must stop and investigate this matter further. Turns out, the LORD didn't come back, it was just Miguel Cabrera messing with me. But its a good thing. I would have been screwed."

The Money and the Babies

When the Yankees turn in a good season and make it to the post season, charity should not cease to be benefited. To this end, the Respect Jeters Gangster blog has decided to continue its charitable donations to the Children's Health Fund homerun club throughout the postseason. Now during the regular season, we gave $2 for every homerun hit. But since everyone knows homeruns in the postseason are more valuable the only right thing to do is to up our amount to $3 for every postseason homerun. Further more, to honor the newly anointed homerun club captain, Robinson Cano, the RJG will be giving $5 for every homerun Cano hits in the postseason. So that looks a little something like this:

Robinson Cano 1hr = $5
Curtis Granderson 1hr = $3
Nick Swisher 1hr = $3
Total = $11


Rich Mahogany said...

This game confused me. Why pinch hit Chavez for Gardner? Does Girardi know that Montero is on the playoff roster? Why was Garcia left in long enough to let the Tigers extend the lead when we haven't seen Robertson or Soriano face a batter in the playoffs yet? Why was Ayala used again in a non-blowout? Whatever, let's beat Verlander and then pray for good AJ.

Great to see that RJG is continuing its charitable works!

Fernando Alejandro said...

Ayala is the new Proctor. Its the only explanation.

Rich Mahogany said...

You mean he's the new reliever to have incriminating photos of Girardi?

Roberto E. Alejandro said...

Girardi does a lot of incriminating $#!%.

Anonymous said...

What are our chances for tonight wiht AJ on the mount?