The Good
Soriano continues his recent trend of single handedly beating teams. Pettitte provided the defensive support of 7 shutout innings, while Soriano launched 2 homeruns and drove in 4 runs, most of which constitutes abuse. Jeter had a pair of hits and an RBI of his own.
The Bad
Mark Reynolds hit a homerun, and I totally forgot about it when I was writing the Good section of this post. I could hit the up arrow and correct this slight, but that would require more key strokes then I've alloted for today.
The Ugly
I also forgot that A-Rod hit a homerun, which should be included in the good section, but I'm going to put it in the ugly because this homerun puts him 9 homeruns shy of tying Willie Mays homerun record. A milestone which will pay Alex an additional $6 million dollars on top of his already ridiculous contract. It's the contract that keeps on giving.
4 Homeruns Vanquishes Blue Jays and Bird Flu
Because of the heroic efforts of the Yankees offense, bird flu has been eradicated in children. Thank you Yankees.
Travis Hafner 12hr = $24
Vernon Wells 11hr = $22
Brett Gardner 8hr = $16
Kevin Youkilis 2hr = $4
Jayson Nix 3hr = $6
Robinson Cano 24hr = $48
Ichiro Suzuki 6hr = $12
Lyle Overbay 13hr = $26
Brennan Boesch 3hr = $6
Francisco Cervelli 3hr = $6
Chris Stewart 4hr = $8
Ben Francisco 1hr = $2
David Adams 2hr = $4
Curtis Granderson 4hr = $8
Mark Teixeira 3hr = $6
Zoilo Almonte 1hr = $2
Derek Jeter 1hr = $2
Alfonso Soriano 11hr = $22
Austin Romine 1hr = $2
Eduardo Nunez 1hr = $2
Alex Rodriguez 4hr = $8
Mark Reynolds 2hr = $4
Total 120 hrs = $240
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Mays won't be a fun milestone for anyone, especially since it will trigger a torrent of articles about ARod being a bad person. The Yankees need to step up their illicit conspiracy to void ARod's contract.
Seriously, I wonder what it would take to void his contract. If only they thought to put a PED clause on those milestone incentives seeing as the marketability of those milestones was based on them being passed by a clean player.
No kidding. They were able to void Aaron Boone's contract because he got hurt playing basketball, but they couldn't get PED language into the biggest contract ever signed.
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