Saturday, April 30, 2011

Yanks Deny Children on Way to Victory

The Good

The Yankees proved they could win without the long ball, scoring five runs against the Blue Jays in a complete, nine inning effort.

The Bad

No ninjas were sighted at this game. Again.

The Ugly

Toronto starter Kyle Drabek managed only 2.1 innings, leaving the game in the third with the bases loaded. As Drabek walked back to the visiting dugout, Jorge Posada, standing on third, yelled out, "Hey Drabek, you have the last name of a bad guy in an 80s movie!" Posada then proceeded to give third base coach Rob Thomson, laughing hysterically, a high five. Drabek was visibly upset.

Yankees Fail in their Fiduciary Duty toward the Children

A lawsuit is pending.

Mark Teixeira 6hr = $12
Curtis Granderson 7hr = $14
Russell Martin 6hr = $12
Alex Rodriguez 5hr = $10
Jorge Posada 6hr = $12
Robinson Cano 8hr = $16
Andruw Jones 1hr = $2
Brett Gardner 3hr = $6
Nick Swisher 1hr = $2
Total = $86

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