Everybody had a hit and scored a run. Everybody. People in the stands were being called in to pinch-hit against Edwin Jackson and even they were getting hits. The Yankees scored one-million runs or something like that.
When you look at the box score this morning you may ask yourself, "Was this game played on an XBox?" Yes. Yes it was.
Nick Swisher hit his first home run of the season. After stepping on home plate Swish attempted to dig home plate out of the ground in order to take it home as a memento. He was escorted out of the stadium by security.
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Bonus point if you recognize the reference. Swish and Gardner both hit home runs. Gardner has now hit three on the season, which can only mean the scourge of steroids is back in baseball.
Mark Teixeira 6hr = $12
Curtis Granderson 7hr = $14
Russell Martin 6hr = $12
Alex Rodriguez 5hr = $10
Jorge Posada 6hr = $12
Robinson Cano 6hr = $12
Andruw Jones 1hr = $2
Brett Gardner 3hr = $6
Nick Swisher 1hr = $2
Total = $82