Tuesday, January 8, 2013

RJG New Years Resolutions

With the new year already more than a week old the RJG has decided to settle down and write out a list of our new years resolutions for 2013.  Here they are:

1.  Continue our hard hitting coverage of Derek Jeter's gangster.
2.  Win a Pulitzer prize.
3.  To support the Yankees, even when they start playing their age.
4.  Meet Derek Jeter in person.
5.  To not get kidnapped.
6.  Attempt to like Kevin Youkillis.
7.  Watch Expendables 3 in theaters with Derek Jeter.
8.  To not get sued.
9.  To not wear a bow tie, no matter how trendy it gets.
10.  To watch the World Baseball Classic even after Puerto Rico gets knocked out.

So there you have it!  It will be an ambitious year for the RJG.  We hope you're New Years resolutions are this awesome.


Rich Mahogany said...

Here are my resolutions:

1. Convince my wife to watch a Yankees game in which Youkilis bats, fields or is depicted in any fashion.

2. Avoid freezing to death in Rochester.

3. Pretty much RJG's resolutions.

Anonymous said...

All I can think about is: I cannot believe Kevin Youkilis is a humanI'll have too root for now. The only way this plays out is the Yankees win the World Series this year right? I mean that's the only way this will work and make sense. CS

T said...


I am resolved to defend my dissertation this year. That is the only thing I need to do.

But, you know, if I can come see Expendables 3 with you and Derek, I'd be down for that too.