Cashman Expresses Excitement in Phone Conversation with RJG

I spoke to Cashman via satellite video phone earlier today and this is how our conversation went:

RJG: Bronny Cash! How's it going!

BC: Excited to be back with the Yankees.

RJG: It's not all about you Bronny.

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Needless to say, Cashman is clearly excited to be back with the Yankees and that we got a hold of his satellite video phone number.

Cashman to Stay With Yankees

Big news tonight as Brian Cashman has agreed to stay with the Yankees through 2011. This is big, because without Cashman, we would likely have Hank trading away Scranton for Kerry Wood. I suspect Cashman got some assurance that baseball operations would remain under his control, and that he would have free reign to continue building the way he would like. I hope so. The prospects haven't worked out....yet, and the honest truth is that they were rushed, but with Brackman, Montero, and Jackson sitting in the minors I'd like to see how these players get developed. So congratulations to Cashman, and congratulations to Yankee fans everywhere. Now, we can go build the 2009 Yankees.

There's Adoings Atranspirin'

Many people would like to see the Yankees sign a big free agent pitcher like Sabbathia, or David Cone, or somebody like that. There is one big problem. Money. We know the Yankees have a lot of it, but so do the Mets, and after they missed the playoffs for the second straight year they're going to be shopping. The question is, is it worth getting into a bidding war with the Mets over Sabbathia, Cone, or Leiter? (Okay, I clearly don't know who the other major free agent pitchers are). Maybe we should let the kids bomb for another season or so, and hope Wang stays healthy, and that Moose wins 20 as he emulates Jamie Moyer.

So what do you think, bidding war for the big guns (i.e. my biceps) or hope and pray the Devil Rays are a fluke, the Red Sox all decide to retire after this season, and that a bunch of kids with injury histories and poor past performance pull us out of the muck? Alternative #3 is picking up middle tier guys and hoping they mesh as a squad, with Moose as they aged veteran, Joba as the cocky kid whose brashness might get everyone killed but may also save the day, Wang as the quiet Asian guy who it turns out goes crazy in battle, Phil Hughes as the pensive one who keeps a journal, and Alfredo Aceves as the Spanish guy they cast just to make lame ethnic references and stereotypical remarks. This movie is going to be awesome!

A History of Inning Limits

Now-a-days pitchers throw much harder than in the past and with far more breaking pitches, which put a lot of tortion on the ligaments. The result is young pitchers getting injured frequently. We've seen many pitchers in our era need Tommy John before they even reach their professional careers (Humberto Sanchez, Andrew Brackman), while others have needed the surgery near the beginning of their careers (Kerry Wood, Anibal Sanchez, Francisco Liriano). With this thought, I would like to call our attention to the good ole days of baseball, when "inning limits" was a derogatory term used to insult the Germans in World War I. A time before surgery could extend your career, when players made the same on the ball field as they would in the factories, starting a game meant pitching 9 innings twice during a double header, and rest between starts was measured in hours not days. From this era I would like to present to you all the great Will White.

Some may remember Will White as the pitcher who started his career with the Boston Red Caps, throwing 27 innings in 1877 at the age of 22, but others will surely remember him for the career he made for himself with the Cincinnati Red Stockings, where he spent the majority of his career with the exception of one season that he played for the Detroit Wolverines. White holds certain distinctions including being the first pitcher to wear glasses on the field (Phil Hughes has White to thank for starting this trend), and for throwing the most complete games in a season (He threw 75 complete games in 1879). After throwing 27 innings for the Boston Red Caps, White showed his disdain for inning limits by throwing 468 innings the very next year, which was about 411 innings more than his inning limit would allow. He then threw 680 innings the next season on his quest to be the first to throw 700 innings in a season. Instead he became the first and only to throw 680 innings in a season. However, the sharp increase in innings wore on White who threw a mere 517.1 innings the next year. Because of his declined performance, White found himself headed to Detroit in 1881 where he would muster 18 innings in 2 game starts in his one season with the Wolverines. Many thought his pitching days were done, and everyone criticized his managers for letting him throw such an irresponsible amount of innings, but White would soon prove them wrong. He returned to the Red Stockings in 1882 and threw 480 and 577 innings the next two seasons. With his critics silenced, White went on to set a personal and team record by hitting 35 batters in 1886, all of whom likely deserved it. White retired in 1886 after 10 years of pitching, though in that time, he threw 3542.2 innings, about a 354.1 inning/year average. He finished with a 2.28 ERA a full 0.46 lower than the league average in that time. For this reason, Respect Jeter's Gangster has chosen to honor the Great Will White, and has sponsored his page at baseball-reference.com. The sponsorship should be reflected tomorrow.

Weekend Series Review

The Best

Mike Mussina won his 20th game, the Yankee offense scored 19 runs on Friday, and Sydney Ponson threw a stellar 6 inning 1 run performance. Cano really came alive going 8-14. Cody Ransom showed some pop with 2 solo shots in a single game and went 5-9 in the series. Coke continued his stretch of dominance by throwing 3 innings of 1 run ball against the Red Sox this weekend. Gardner had 4 RBI's in the blow out game.

The Worst

Alfredo Aceves went 4 innings and gave up 4 runs in his start against the Red Sox. Chris Britton, Joba Chamberlain, Darrel Rasner, and Jose Veras were particularly horrible out of the pen.

The Hideous

It was a good series for the Yankees, but they closed the season to a meaningless October. The Yankees finish the season with 89 wins, good for 3rd place. The Rays and Red Sox had 97 and 95 wins respectively. I could probably name enough games off the top of my head we should have won to put us over 100 wins, but that's why we're out. We lost the games we needed to win including all those games against the Pirates and the Royals. Anyway, at least Moose got his 20, which is a big deal. I for one am excited about the post season, and following the Rays, but more importantly I'm excited for the off season. You just know the Yankees are going to be making some headlines this winter, and though I'm excited for the free agent market this winter, I'm a little more excited to see what trades can be worked out. There's a lot of talent out there that isn't available via free agency, and we'd be wise to look into some player's.

Respect Jeter's Gangster is for the Children

The "Respect Jeter's Gangster" blog joined Johnny Damon's home run club, which raises money for the Children's Health Fund. We are pledged to donate $1.00 for every homerun the Yankees hit this season. We will keep a running tally of the home runs hit and the money donated throughout the season. This weekend saw 4 homeruns by the Yankees, 2 by Ransom, 1 by Damon, and 1 by Nady. The season closes with $180.00 being donated to the Children's Health Fund.

Melky Cabrera 8hr = $8.00
Alex Rodriguez 35hr = $35.00
Hideki Matsui 9 hr = $9.00
Bobby Abreu 20hr = $20.00
Jorge Posada 3hr = $3.00
Jason Giambi 32hr = $32.00
Johnny Damon 17hr = $17.00
Morgan Ensberg 1hr = $1.00
Robinson Cano 14hr = $14.00
Chad Moeller 1hr = $1.00
Wilson Betemit 6hr = $6.00
Derek Jeter 11hr = $11.00
Shelley Duncan 1hr = $1.00
Xavier Nady 12hr = $12.00
Jose Molina 3 hr = $3.00
Ivan Rodriguez 2hr = $2.00
Richie Sexson 1hr = $1.00
Cody Ransom 4hr= $4.00
Total = $180.00

If you are interested in Johnny Damon's Homerun Club or the Children's Health Fund you can find links to both at the top right hand corner of our page.

Cody Ransom Blows

Was anybody else pissed when Cody Ransom made another error in the field in the ninth of a must win game? I realize we had a four run lead, but still, get your head out of your arse ransom. Being this year's Shane Spencer does not give you leeway to make plays like that at inopportune times.

Congress today reached a tentative agreement on a $700 Billion bail out plan. Looks like the Yankees will be able to pay off that stadium after all.

Moose won twenty, he should've won twenty-three, but we sucked this year. I blame Hank, who fired Torre and then hired a far less competent manager. Don't get me wrong, I like Girardi, as our catcher on the '98 team, but when two young stars regress as much as they did, that's on the manager and his incompetent coaching staff (has somebody explained to Meacham when to send and not to send runners yet?). Our season is over, but so is the Met's, which as a New Yorker makes it all better.

The Moose Gets His 20!

I had to work today, but there was a TV there so I was able to watch the game. That 3-run shot by Nady was glorious, and Moose pitched a stellar 6 innings allowing 0 runs. It was a little risky pulling him out after 6 having thrown so few pitches, but the Yankees managed. There were some rough spots as Chamberlain decided to have a lapse, but Brian Bruney, Phil Coke, and Mariano Rivera all deserve a round on Moose. Also, the offense scrapped up some runs in the 9th off Papelbon to put the game a little further out of reach.

I for one am extremely excited for Moose. He lost the first two games he threw this month and needed to win 3 straight against some tough teams if he was going to get the 20, and you know, he did just that. He is a likely candidate for the Comeback Player of the Year Award. I for one would be fine seeing him back here next season. He's pitching effectively with some really light stuff. And this isn't a fluke seeing as he's done it all season, and its produced the first 20 win season of his career. I hope he decides to play next year, and I hope the Yankees bring him back.

You may have noticed that we didn't do individual summaries for these games. Tomorrow we're going to do a weekend summary covering all three games for your Monday morning reading pleasure. Until then, Congratulations Mike Mussina!

Hank to Run for Commissioner

It appears that Hank Steinbrenner, the co-heir of the Yankee throne, has made aggressive plans to pursue the position of Baseball Commissioner. Steinbrenner feels that incumbent commissioner, Bud Selig, has mishandled America's pastime over the years, and now is the time for change. In this exclusive "Respect Jeter's Gangster" interview, Hank Steinbrenner invited us to his office at Yankee stadium to answer some questions about his newest pursuit. Here is a transcript of the interview:

RJG: Thank you for taking the time to meet with us.

HS: The pleasure's all mine.

RJG: So to jump right in here, why do you want to run for Commissioner of Baseball?

HS: The basic reason is that baseball is mishandled. I had to sit here and watch my ace break his foot because he was running bases like our ancestor's used to. There's a time you need to modernize, and the National league refuses to do so. Then there's the issue of teams going to the playoffs in weak divisions. Torre's Dodgers shouldn't go to the playoffs, think about how many teams are better than his.

RJG: You claim that the National league refuses to modernize, but a recent report has you wanting to bring back dinosaurs to fill your roster next season. What's the reason for this discrepancy?

HS: When I use the word "modernize" I mean rules. Dinosaurs had no rules and that's what made them so great. The National League has too many rules: No DH, pitchers need to hit, I can't get drunk in the owners luxury box, there's too many rules that need to go. All three of the rules I just mentioned were in place during prohibition. Shouldn't that tell you something?

RJG: I see. Many of your detractors will argue that you have an awful lot to say about the National League, but you don't have any experience dealing with the National League. How will you defend this?

HS: Well you know, I can see Shea stadium from here.

RJG: Can you? I'm not really sure you can.

HS: I don't really know, but the point is the National League is just a few miles across that river, see, right over there.

RJG: That's Washington Heights.

HS: Where the Dodgers used to be.

RJG: You're thinking of the Giants.

HS: I don't have time for double speak, the point is, my organization is under the watchful eyes of Omar Minaya and the Mets. That's plenty right there. Then if you look at our border, we have the Red Sox sitting on the other side.

RJG: The Red Sox aren't in the National League.

HS: Mother(Expletive Deleted)!

RJG: Let's move on. You have mentioned rules that you would want to take away, but what are some things you would want to add?

HS: I'd probably take away revenue sharing. Let teams stand on their own two feet.

RJG: Hold on a moment, the question was what you would add to baseball.

HS: I got four words for you: Opt outs for owners.

RJG: Pardon me?

HS: An opt out clause for owners. Players make too much money, and then get injured. I think there needs to be an opt out clause for owners where if a player is injured, the team can opt them to a baseball-version of Siberia. The baseball version of Siberia would obviously have to be in Siberia. When players get out of line, wanting more money, underperforming, not making the playoffs, and getting injured, they can go play in sub-zero temperature for a bottle of Vodka a day.

RJG: Do you think the Player's Union will approve this proposal?

HS: Its a little difficult for the Player's Union to disagree with me if there is no Player's Union [wink]. But that takes me to another thing I'd take away.

RJG: Fascinating. Well, those are all the questions I have for you Mr. Steinbrenner.

HS: Call me Commissioner. You might as well get used to it now.


The "Respect Jeter's Gangster" blog would like to thank Hank for taking the time to speak with us about his future plans.

Halladay Nasty, but Pavano Gone Forever

The Good

We've seen the last of Carl Pavano. We hope. There better not be a sequel to this horror.

Gardner went 3-4 yesterday with a double. Not bad. Robertson, Ramirez and Rasner combined for 2.2 innings of scoreless relief.

The Bad

Carl Pavano lasted just 3.2 innings and gave up 5 runs in his final "Screw You" to Yankee fans everywhere. Also bad, was the offense which was limited to 6 hits by 4 players.

The Ugly

Halladay rocks us. I mean there's no other way to say it. He throws 9 innings of 2 run ball, and we're just left sitting there with Carl Pavano counting his final Yankee paycheck.

Respect Jeter's Gangster is for the Children

The "Respect Jeter's Gangster" blog joined Johnny Damon's home run club, which raises money for the Children's Health Fund. We are pledged to donate $1.00 for every homerun the Yankees hit this season. We will keep a running tally of the home runs hit and the money donated throughout the season. No homeruns, since Halladay selfishly limited us to singles and a pair of doubles. I suspect he'll pay for that.

Melky Cabrera 8hr = $8.00
Alex Rodriguez 35hr = $35.00
Hideki Matsui 9 hr = $9.00
Bobby Abreu 20hr = $20.00
Jorge Posada 3hr = $3.00
Jason Giambi 32hr = $32.00
Johnny Damon 16hr = $16.00
Morgan Ensberg 1hr = $1.00
Robinson Cano 14hr = $14.00
Chad Moeller 1hr = $1.00
Wilson Betemit 6hr = $6.00
Derek Jeter 11hr = $11.00
Shelley Duncan 1hr = $1.00
Xavier Nady 11hr = $11.00
Jose Molina 3 hr = $3.00
Ivan Rodriguez 2hr = $2.00
Richie Sexson 1hr = $1.00
Cody Ransom 2hr= $2.00
Total = $174.00

If you are interested in Johnny Damon's Homerun Club or the Children's Health Fund you can find links to both at the top right hand corner of our page.

Torre and Clemens: What are your thoughts?

During the last game at Yankees stadium, many past players that meant a lot to this organization were able to take the field one last time to be cheered by the New York fans. It was a nice ceremony where many players that have meant a lot to this city throughout many generations were honored on the very field that made them legends. But many fans were taken aback by the absence or lack of mention of two former Yankees that were meaningful to this teams championship era: Roger Clemens and Joe Torre.

I happen to agree with not inviting Clemens. This wasn't a Yankee farmhand that pitched the team to the playoffs, he was an expensive free agent who joined the team after they had already begun their championship run in hopes of winning some himself. That, and he's currently rolled up in an investigation concerning his use of performance enhancers throughout his time with the Yankees. He looked awful before the media, and even worse before congress. Nothing has been proven, but that's beside the point. Clemens is someone who "retired" from the Yankees and then took his retirement Hummer down to Houston where he picked up a new contract to go play for them. Then he did his whole, I'm the "belle of the ball" routine for two seasons while the Astro's, the Yankees, the Red Sox, and the Rangers kept adding zero's to their checks in hopes that he'd take. This isn't Willie Randolph, Whitey Ford, Goose Gossage, Don Larsen, or Derek Jeter. Was there mention of Orlando Hernandez, Doc Gooden, Hideki Irabu, or Ramiro Mendoza, all of which were apart of those championship teams? I'm just not all that convinced that Clemens needed to be brought in for this.

Torre on the other hand is a different story. The fact that the Yankees made no mention of him despite being the manager that led the Yankees to their 4 most recent World Series Championships is unexcusable. I've heard people say that he should have been invited to the ceremony, which I disagree with, but they definitely needed to mention the man. The reason I don't agree with the invite idea is that Joe Torre is managing the Dodgers, and needs to be focused on them. He had a game that day, and it simply wouldn't have been appropriate to skip out to be at his former stadium. At least that's my opinion.

So, what do you all think? Should Clemens and Torre have been mentioned or invited to the final game, or do you think they did not merit the effort?

Look What Triple A Will Do To You!

The Good

Phil Hughes pitched a stellar game last night, going 8 innings and giving up 2 runs. Veras and Ponson pitched 2 scoreless innings to help set up the Yankee win. Bobby Abreu hit a grandslam in the 10th to make the score look less competitive than it really was. Betemit and Miranda both had a pair of hits. For Miranda they were the first hits of his big league career.

The Bad

Once again, the Yankees could do little against Burnett who also went 8 innings of 2 run ball, though only 1 run was earned. He struck out 11. Its usually the crappy pitchers that have those kind of numbers against us.

The Ugly

Jeter was out of the game again last night. He got hit in the hand a couple nights back. My guess is that its broken, and has probably been so since getting hit earlier in the season by Daniel Cabrera. He'll likely play again in Boston though.

Respect Jeter's Gangster is for the Children

The "Respect Jeter's Gangster" blog joined Johnny Damon's home run club, which raises money for the Children's Health Fund. We are pledged to donate $1.00 for every homerun the Yankees hit this season. We will keep a running tally of the home runs hit and the money donated throughout the season. Bobby Abreu hit a grandslam last night, to help put one more dollar in the hands of Children's Health.

Melky Cabrera 8hr = $8.00
Alex Rodriguez 35hr = $35.00
Hideki Matsui 9 hr = $9.00
Bobby Abreu 20hr = $20.00
Jorge Posada 3hr = $3.00
Jason Giambi 32hr = $32.00
Johnny Damon 16hr = $16.00
Morgan Ensberg 1hr = $1.00
Robinson Cano 14hr = $14.00
Chad Moeller 1hr = $1.00
Wilson Betemit 6hr = $6.00
Derek Jeter 11hr = $11.00
Shelley Duncan 1hr = $1.00
Xavier Nady 11hr = $11.00
Jose Molina 3 hr = $3.00
Ivan Rodriguez 2hr = $2.00
Richie Sexson 1hr = $1.00
Cody Ransom 2hr= $2.00
Total = $174.00

If you are interested in Johnny Damon's Homerun Club or the Children's Health Fund you can find links to both at the top right hand corner of our page.

Cano Responds to Threat of Stegosaurus Playing Second in 2009

Second Baseman Robinson Cano has had an overwhelmingly dissapointing season, easily the worst of his career. Since getting benched about a week ago for not going hard after a grounder, he has been stepping up his game. He has a 6-game hitting streak going and has knocked in a run in each of the last 4 games. Was it the benching that got Cano going, or was it something else?

"After I heard about Hank's plans for the 2009 Yankees, I realized that I've been taking my position for granted. Joe sat me down the day he benched me and showed me footage of Stegosaurus Randolph fielding grounders at second. He then showed me Stegosaurus Randolph hitting a walk off double to lead Trenton to their championship. It was then that I finally realized that I'm not Derek Jeter. I can be replaced." Discussed Robinson Cano.

Former Trenton player and current Yankee phenom, Phil Coke shared his thoughts about his former teammate Stegosaurus Randolph.

"Early on, Stegy had some of the same concentration issues Cano had. Stegy didn't have his mind in the game at all times. Sometimes, in the middle of an inning, he'd wander into the outfield and start chewing the grass. Just like Cano used to." Explained Coke.

But Stegosaurus made some major strides in his concentration, and as a result his hitting took off.

"I have to admit, early on, ground balls would roll right by Stegy. I even saw a ball hit him in his side and he just stood there chewing a tree branch one of his handlers gave to him. It was really frustrating as a pitcher." Continued Coke. "But after a sit down talk with Julius, he's really stepped his game up." Coke said referring to Trenton coach Julius Matos. "Since then, Stegy's been turning doubleplays with reckless abandon, his average went from the low .000's to .300 over the course of a few months."

This kind of turn around is exactly what has alluded Robinson Cano this season, and is what the Yankees will expect for 2009. But could we see Stegosaurus in pinstripes next season?

"I'm not confirming or denying anything right now." Answered Yankees General Manager Brian Cashman. "He's earned a callup to Scranton, and from there, the organization will evaluate his progress, and make a decision when the time is right."

Robinson Cano is not taking any chances.

"I'm happy for Stegosaurus Randolph's succes, but he's not taking my spot here. Next season, I'm winning a batting title, winning the comeback player of the year, winning the Roberto Clemente Award, a Cy Young, a Gold Glove, an MVP, an Emmy, a Source Award, and a World Series. Listen here Stegy. You come at the king, you best not miss!"

Moose Parties LIke It's 19!

The Good

Moose wins 19! It was a tricky game for the Moose as he went 5 scoreless innings striking out 6 in the process, but was hit in his pitching arms tricep by a comebacker in the 3rd inning. Moose, gangster as ever, had a Derek Jeter moment and completely ignored the injury. He pitched the remaining innings with what I would imagine is pain. I've never been hit in the tricep, but I have been hit in the face, and if its anything like that, it really sucks.

The offense was pretty limp, but still good enough for 3 runs and the win. Giambi went 2-4 with 2 runs, one of his hits being a homerun. Gardner also had 2 hits, one of which was a triple. If he plays a whole season, and has some discipline at the plate, that kid could break some single season triple records.

The bullpen was clutch today as they kept the Blue Jays to just 1 run over 4 innings. The one run came off of Marte, who has been pitching much better of late. Chamberlain scared everyone in the 8th when he loaded the bases after a Cody Ransom error (I like him, but he's no Derek Jeter), but then Joba struck out Overbay looking in fear. Other relievers who contributed to the effort were Coke for 1 out, Bruney for an inning, and of course, Mariano Rivera who was nasty as ever recording the save with a perfect inning of his own, striking out 2.

The Bad

Marte gave up a run and was unable to record an out in his appearance. Also, Ransom bobbled a ball hit deep into the hole that wasn't called an error because it would have been a tough play for anyone not named Derek Jeter to make. Jeter on the other hand not only would have gotten to the ball, but would have jumpturnthrowed the runner out. That's a word I'm coining today: jumpturnthrowed. Anyway, the next play, a simple grounder, Ransom threw the ball away probably trying to overcompensate for the bobbling. Either way, I still like Ransom and hope he's on the team next season. He's a decent hitter with some power, and can play some defense, though today wasn't his best day. In fairness to him though, he's been used at first every time out, and most baseball experts agree that shortstop is a little different from first.

The Ugly

The Boston Red Sox clinched a playoff spot against the Cleveland Indians. Tribegirl, you're going to have to scold your team for us. They had Cliff Lee on the mound, and still lost. So the Yankees are officially eliminated from post season contention. They were unofficially eliminated some time in August when we all realized they weren't having the same second half they used to under Torre.

Respect Jeter's Gangster is for the Children

The "Respect Jeter's Gangster" blog joined Johnny Damon's home run club, which raises money for the Children's Health Fund. We are pledged to donate $1.00 for every homerun the Yankees hit this season. We will keep a running tally of the home runs hit and the money donated throughout the season. Jason Giambi hit one out to put the game further out of reach for the Blue Jays. Just the Blue Jays mind you as any other moderate offense could have overcome the 2-run deficit. Take that!

Melky Cabrera 8hr = $8.00
Alex Rodriguez 35hr = $35.00
Hideki Matsui 9 hr = $9.00
Bobby Abreu 19hr = $19.00
Jorge Posada 3hr = $3.00
Jason Giambi 32hr = $32.00
Johnny Damon 16hr = $16.00
Morgan Ensberg 1hr = $1.00
Robinson Cano 14hr = $14.00
Chad Moeller 1hr = $1.00
Wilson Betemit 6hr = $6.00
Derek Jeter 11hr = $11.00
Shelley Duncan 1hr = $1.00
Xavier Nady 11hr = $11.00
Jose Molina 3 hr = $3.00
Ivan Rodriguez 2hr = $2.00
Richie Sexson 1hr = $1.00
Cody Ransom 2hr= $2.00
Total = $173.00

If you are interested in Johnny Damon's Homerun Club or the Children's Health Fund you can find links to both at the top right hand corner of our page.

Beautiful but Unnecessary? Take That Sentimentality!

The highlight of the last game at Yankee Stadium for me was definitely Jeter's speech and the players saluting the fans. But as I saw a picture of the salute today, I got to thinking. Wasn't it a little unnecessary? I mean, they're moving across the street, not moving the franchise to a galaxy far far away. It was like saying goodbye to your lover and then going to sleep next to them. It was definitely a beautiful moment, but in retrospect it seems a bit much. I guess in my mind I'm a little more excited about the new Yankee Stadium than I am sad about losing the old one. Don't get me wrong, it's a great park, but it's a great classic park, which is to say it is a once great park that has seen better days. The new stadium is going to be great, and out of my price range, but I bet it will look great on tv, especially high definition tv, which is also out of my price range. So essentially, the Yankees salute was their way of dumping us for their wealthier, better looking, new significant other. Granted, if the market collapses I'm going to have more cash than most of the douche bag investment bankers who I'm sure have bought up all the season tickets, so I'll probably just stand outside Yankee Stadium trading sandwiches for box seats. The day is mine! Suck it Trebek!

Joba and Coke: Good as a Snack, Better as a Meal?

When Joba Chamberlain went down with his shoulder injury, all hopes of him reaching the predetermined innings limit went down with him. Once he returned from the injury, it was decided that it didn't make sense to rebuild his innings to get him to start again, and he was placed back into the bullpen. Right now, Chamberlain is at 98.2 innings on the season with 6 games left. If he played in every game, which he won't, that would put him at 104.2 innings on the season, which would project him towards 134.2 innings for next season. Too few for a starter, yet slightly more than a reliever. Thus begins the never ending debate of whether the Yankees keep Joba as a starter or as a reliever. Now, I don't think anyone would disagree that a healthy Joba as a starter would be much better than a healthy Joba as a reliever. However, Joba has had a history of injury. What? You say. Yes, Joba fell to us in the sandwich pick of the draft because of a history of injuries in his college days. If I'm not mistaken, the sandwich pick would mean that 30 teams, including the Yankees, passed on him the first time through. He was still drafted very high, but there's a reason he fell to us then and didn't get picked up earlier. Posada argued last week that Joba can't stay healthy as a starter, and thus is better off in the bullpen, and there certainly is an argument to be made about having the next Mariano in the making. Also, the Yankees middle relief has been pretty shaky over the last few years, and having a guy like Chamberlain certainly helps this. But in comes Phil Coke.

Phil Coke has pitched brilliantly out of relief since his call up. He's pitched 11.1 scoreless innings in the majors with 9 strikeouts and 2 walks. Not bad at all. Some would say that this makes the 8th inning role a little more interesting since Coke has been absolutely dominant. However, if Kennedy and Hughes taught us anything last year it was to not count your pitchers 'till they've sorted out their assorted night vision, broken rib, and general failure issues. The point is Coke could end up not being the pitcher we hoped he'd be. Honestly, for a guy who started the season in Double A as a starter, and was close to being demoted to Tampa as Trenton beat writer Mike Ashmore shared with us in this Exclusive Respect Jeter's Gangster Interview conducted in April, its a little risky to turn the 8th inning over to him. But then the same reliever vs. starter argument holds true for Coke. If he's so good as a reliever, could he take this magic into the rotation? He was after all brought up as a starter until he was moved to triple A. He made 20 starts at Trenton and relieved 3 games there, but once he moved to Scranton he only made one more start, and relieved the remaining 13 games he played in.

So the question remains, do you see what Joba and Coke can do as starters, or do you keep them in the bullpen? Would you move one and not the other? Sound off in the comments section!

Yankees Last Game At Yankee Stadium

The Good

Pettitte got the win in the last game at Yankee stadium, as a string of Jose Veras, Phil Coke, Joba Chamberlain, and Mariano Rivera held the Orioles scoreless to secure the win. Jose Molina went 3-4, hitting the final homerun at Yankee stadium. Johnny Damon was the runner up hitting the second to last homerun at Yankee stadium. Some people might not like that Molina hit the last homerun here, but its very much like the Yankees to have the most unlikely player make history. From Don Larsen's perfect game, to Roger Maris' homerun record, to Bucky Dent's homerun, to Aaron Boone's homerun, this place has always been about turning the most unlikely players into hero's.

For this game, there is no bad, there is no ugly. Its too easy to focus on the negatives this season, and I simply refuse to for the last game at Yankee stadium. It was a great win, a great night, and a great way to play the last game in the history of this great place. We will miss it, but we'll also grow to love our new home. Here's hoping the 2009 Yankees break it in quickly.

Respect Jeter's Gangster is for the Children

The "Respect Jeter's Gangster" blog joined Johnny Damon's home run club, which raises money for the Children's Health Fund. We are pledged to donate $1.00 for every homerun the Yankees hit this season. We will keep a running tally of the home runs hit and the money donated throughout the season. Johnny Damon and Jose Molina both hit some bombs to help the Yankees topple the Orioles in the last game at the stadium. Many congratulations to my fellow countryman Jose Molina for hitting the last homerun in Yankee stadium history.

Melky Cabrera 8hr = $8.00
Alex Rodriguez 35hr = $35.00
Hideki Matsui 9 hr = $9.00
Bobby Abreu 19hr = $19.00
Jorge Posada 3hr = $3.00
Jason Giambi 31hr = $31.00
Johnny Damon 16hr = $16.00
Morgan Ensberg 1hr = $1.00
Robinson Cano 14hr = $14.00
Chad Moeller 1hr = $1.00
Wilson Betemit 6hr = $6.00
Derek Jeter 11hr = $11.00
Shelley Duncan 1hr = $1.00
Xavier Nady 11hr = $11.00
Jose Molina 3 hr = $3.00
Ivan Rodriguez 2hr = $2.00
Richie Sexson 1hr = $1.00
Cody Ransom 2hr= $2.00
Total = $172.00

If you are interested in Johnny Damon's Homerun Club or the Children's Health Fund you can find links to both at the top right hand corner of our page.

Yankees Live Blog

So here it is. The final game at the stadium. The pre game ceremonies primarily consisted of the Yankees cruelly forcing very old men to run out to their old positions. ESPN's Peter Gammons referred to Don Larsen's "no hitter." If you are reading this blog from an iPhone while watching the first inning, please find Mr. Gammons and give him a beating. Here goes the roll call, which ESPN is treating like some new phenomenon. Enjoy the game and the live blog.

8:41pm Update

Quick first inning, here come the Yankees. Oh yeah! I can feel the insight.

8:47pm Update

Does anybody like Joe Morgan? I don't. Don't know anybody who does. My vote is for him to shut up and for Michael Kay and Ken Singleton to replace him in the booth.

8:57pm Update

It's official, nobody likes Joe Morgan. The Yanks need to go and get that run back. A-Rod HR perhaps? I'm calling it. Imagine a sweep as the last series played at Yankee Stadium. It needs to happen.

9:05pm Update

I've been told the reason Joe Morgan hates the Yankees is that he was offended by people comparing the Yankees of the late 90s (it may hav been the '98 team) to the Big Red Machine (Russia) which he played for. That seems like a petty reason to ruin every single ESPN broadcast of a Yankee game, but that's just the way Joe Morgan is. Petty and communist. What he did to poor Georgia was unacceptable.

9:22pm Update

Another inning over, Yanks now down by two. If you haven't noticed, I've lost track of what inning it is. I think it's the middle of the third right now. Yogi and Whitey in the booth was a redeeming moment in ESPN's broadcast. I still don't like Joe but that was a nice segment. Sounds like they are still up there. Matsui up to bat. Here comes the HR.

9:28pm Update

Damon just hit a 3 run HR. That may be the last HR ever in this stadium. That's weird to think. Yanks up 3-2 no2, let's see if Andy can hold it. Jeter almost hit a HR right after, something tells me either Abreu or A-Rod will go deep this inning.

9:40pm Update

Having Whitey and Berra was a nice touch. I've read Ford's autobiography and he has some hilarious stories in there. I've read Mickey's as well. Mickey's first agent was some guy who showed up at his place and had him agree to a 50% cut. Mickey didn't know any better and took the deal, until he went and spoke with his teammates and they told him they were paying 10%. What's interesting is that he told the Yankees and the Yankees got rid of the guy. He doesn't say how, but I suspect the guy went for a swim in the Hudson.

-Fernie Banks

9:49pm Update

Silly Millar, always trying to beat us. The Yankees are winning this game, but it wouldn't be any fun if there was no competition.

I just watched the Chevy commercial about Roberto Clemente, I think I may go buy a Malibu tomorrow.

-Fernie Banks

9:59pm Update

Beautiful Homerun for Molina. I still think Jeter hits the last one.

-Fernie Banks

10:04pm Update

I'm convinced. 4 years $80 million for Pettitte.

-Fernie Banks

10:25pm Update

Blasted Jones. Always using his speed to his advantage. Did Val Kilmer have a shiner? It kind of looked like it. At least Millar struck out.

-Fernie Banks

10:34pm Update

I just noticed that there's no way Jeter's single season HR record gets broken this year. Crazy!

10:36pm Update

Uh oh. Phil Coke fist pumped after that strike out. I suspect everyone will flip tomorrow.

-Fernie Banks

10:49pm Update

That was ugly Jeter. He must be saving it for later when the game gets a little closer.
-Fernie Banks

10:56pm Update

Nice play by Jeter, but shame on Chamberlain for sticking his pitching hand out there to try and bare hand that ball. No, Chamberlain. No.

-Fernie Banks

11:13pm Update

Hey, how many Orioles does it take to catch a fly ball? Don't know, but they suck!

-Fernie Banks

11:18pm Update

And you guys complain about Jeter's defense. Heads up running by Gardner.

-Fernie Banks

11:25pm Update

Cody Ransom may be the best thing since dinosaurs to help the Yankees. Great inning by Chamberlain. Should be fun to see Mo pitch one last time here. He's given us many great memories in this place, and I'm sure he'll give us many more in the new stadium, but tonight, its all eyes on him.

-Fernie Banks

11:33pm Update

So much for the Derek Jeter homerun, but either way, the Sandman is entering.

-Fernie Banks

11:45pm Update

Wow. Great way to close out the stadium. Sweep, Mo ends the game with a 1-2-3 inning. Even Baltimore players were scooping dirt from the mound for souvenirs. Jeter is speaking now. This is really an amazing moment and we're all very lucky to be watching it. Jeter seems emotional. I'm glad he did this, it was right to have him speak for the team as they closed the stadium, and for the players to salute us is pretty special. Remember this moment. We probably won't see another one like it in our lifetime.

-Fernie Banks

I just want to thank everyone who stopped by to check our live blog, whether you left a comment or not, while you watched the final game at Yankee stadium. This is a special moment in Yankee history, and I'm just glad that some of you stopped by to spend some of it with us. Take care, and have a great night.

Fernando Alejandro

Thinking About A Live Blog

I think I will try to live blog the game tonight, the last game at Yankee Stadium. For those who don't understand the importance of the House That Ruth Built, it's more or less the Yankee Stadium of baseball. Hopefully you guys can chime in, because if you don't I'll turn the blog over to Deron Peter and you'll just be left with insults and vitriol. Don't make me pursue THE nuclear option. I may not be able to see Russia from my house, but I still have my finger on the button. See you later tonight.

Aceves' Trickery Stiffles Orioles

The Good

Aceves pitched 6 innings of shutout ball against the Orioles as the Yankees went on to win the game in the 9th. Cano had the game winning hit. A-Rod went 2-4 and Bruney-Marte-Rivera pitched 3 scoreless innings of their own to set up the win.

The Bad

Brian Burres' ERA going into the game against the Yankees was 6.32. So of course he pitched 7 shutout innings allowing just 3 hits in that time.

The Ugly

Jeter got drilled in the hand in the 9th inning and had to get removed from the game. It was oddly similar to the time when Daniel Cabrera, another Orioles pitcher drilled Jeter in the hand earlier in the season.

Respect Jeter's Gangster is for the Children

The "Respect Jeter's Gangster" blog joined Johnny Damon's home run club, which raises money for the Children's Health Fund. We are pledged to donate $1.00 for every homerun the Yankees hit this season. We will keep a running tally of the home runs hit and the money donated throughout the season. No homeruns yesterday, but no worries. Today's the last game of the stadium and I'm sure the Yankees are ready to give it a proper Bronx Bombing close.

Melky Cabrera 8hr = $8.00
Alex Rodriguez 35hr = $35.00
Hideki Matsui 9 hr = $9.00
Bobby Abreu 19hr = $19.00
Jorge Posada 3hr = $3.00
Jason Giambi 31hr = $31.00
Johnny Damon 15hr = $15.00
Morgan Ensberg 1hr = $1.00
Robinson Cano 14hr = $14.00
Chad Moeller 1hr = $1.00
Wilson Betemit 6hr = $6.00
Derek Jeter 11hr = $11.00
Shelley Duncan 1hr = $1.00
Xavier Nady 11hr = $11.00
Jose Molina 2 hr = $2.00
Ivan Rodriguez 2hr = $2.00
Richie Sexson 1hr = $1.00
Cody Ransom 2hr= $2.00
Total = $170.00

If you are interested in Johnny Damon's Homerun Club or the Children's Health Fund you can find links to both at the top right hand corner of our page.

Yankees Narrowly Escape A Loss

The Good

Pavano pitched 5 innings of 2 run ball recovering from his recent hip injuries much quicker than everyone anticipated. A train of Coke-Bruney-Marte-Chamberlain-Rivera pitched the remaining 4 innings and shut the Orioles down. Giambi and Damon both had a pair of hits, while Cano and Gardner both drove in runs.

The Bad

Giambi made another throwing error. For shame Giambi. For shame!

The Ugly

The Yankees narrowly toppled the ultra-tough perennial contending Baltimore Orioles. The Orioles are tough, but the Yankees are Pavano Tough!

Respect Jeter's Gangster is for the Children

The "Respect Jeter's Gangster" blog joined Johnny Damon's home run club, which raises money for the Children's Health Fund. We are pledged to donate $1.00 for every homerun the Yankees hit this season. We will keep a running tally of the home runs hit and the money donated throughout the season. Cano hit a homerun to further a recent streak of hitting competency that previously alluded him.

Melky Cabrera 8hr = $8.00
Alex Rodriguez 35hr = $35.00
Hideki Matsui 9 hr = $9.00
Bobby Abreu 19hr = $19.00
Jorge Posada 3hr = $3.00
Jason Giambi 31hr = $31.00
Johnny Damon 15hr = $15.00
Morgan Ensberg 1hr = $1.00
Robinson Cano 14hr = $14.00
Chad Moeller 1hr = $1.00
Wilson Betemit 6hr = $6.00
Derek Jeter 11hr = $11.00
Shelley Duncan 1hr = $1.00
Xavier Nady 11hr = $11.00
Jose Molina 2 hr = $2.00
Ivan Rodriguez 2hr = $2.00
Richie Sexson 1hr = $1.00
Cody Ransom 2hr= $2.00
Total = $170.00

If you are interested in Johnny Damon's Homerun Club or the Children's Health Fund you can find links to both at the top right hand corner of our page.

Moose Gon' Give it to Ya

The Good

Mussina went 6 innings allowing just 1 run securing him his 18th win, and a shot at 20. Jose Veras shockingly pitched a shutout inning, while Humberto Sanchez made his big league debut with a perfect inning. Bobby Abreu went 3-5 with 2 homeruns and 6 RBI's single handedly propelling the Yankees past the White Sox. Jeter and Cano both went 2-3 with 2 runs scored. Juan Miranda started his first major league game and went 0-2 with 2 walks and a run scored. Personally, I think it says a lot that in your first big league game you're taking pitches and being patient.

The Bad

Chris Britton gave up a homerun in the 9th taking away the Yankees chances of beating the White Sox 9-1. They finished the game with a paltry 9-2 victory over the Sox.

The Ugly

With Cody Ransom's 0-1 performance last night, his season average is now down to .333 from .750 just a few weeks ago. That has to be the biggest offensive failure since the 2008 Yankees.

Respect Jeter's Gangster is for the Children

The "Respect Jeter's Gangster" blog joined Johnny Damon's home run club, which raises money for the Children's Health Fund. We are pledged to donate $1.00 for every homerun the Yankees hit this season. We will keep a running tally of the home runs hit and the money donated throughout the season. Bobby Abreu showed that he was the only one to care for children's health last night by hitting 2 jacks. Everyone else selfishly sat on their bats.

Melky Cabrera 8hr = $8.00
Alex Rodriguez 35hr = $35.00
Hideki Matsui 9 hr = $9.00
Bobby Abreu 19hr = $19.00
Jorge Posada 3hr = $3.00
Jason Giambi 31hr = $31.00
Johnny Damon 15hr = $15.00
Morgan Ensberg 1hr = $1.00
Robinson Cano 13hr = $13.00
Chad Moeller 1hr = $1.00
Wilson Betemit 6hr = $6.00
Derek Jeter 11hr = $11.00
Shelley Duncan 1hr = $1.00
Xavier Nady 11hr = $11.00
Jose Molina 2 hr = $2.00
Ivan Rodriguez 2hr = $2.00
Richie Sexson 1hr = $1.00
Cody Ransom 2hr= $2.00
Total = $170.00

If you are interested in Johnny Damon's Homerun Club or the Children's Health Fund you can find links to both at the top right hand corner of our page.

Hank Steinbrenner's Plan for the 2009 Yankees

Once the Yankees were out of contention this season the questions quickly turned towards how the Steinbrenner family along with Brian Cashman were going to fix this team. In this exclusive "Respect Jeter's Gangster" interview, a candid Hank Steinbrenner explained to us his entire plan for bettering the Yankees for 2009 and beyond. Though he would not bite at the chance to name free agents, he did outline some specifics of how to better the Yankees.

The hallway that led to Steinbrenner's office was lined with plaques that showed the storied history of this New York team. From Babe Ruth's called shot, to Don Larsen's perfect game all the way to the 2000 World Series victory over the Mets, the story of the Yankees was described in detail. But noticeably absent from the wall were the most recent years of the Yankees. Ones that have been marked by post season disappointments, aging mercenaries, and consistent inconsistency. For this, there are no plaques. Coming into Hank Steinbrenner's office one gets the feeling that this team loves its storied past, loves to make history, and Hank as a person is no different.

"I'm not concerned with just making a good team." Explained Hank, the oldest son of Yankee owner George Steinbrenner. "I'm concerned with making a great team. One that has the same feel as the Murderer's Row Yankees of the late 1920's, or the Mantle and Maris Yankees of 1961."

Hank, surrounded by the history of this team, made it perfectly clear that his plans would be unconventional but popular, risky but historically significant.

"I'm a fan of history. Its why I want to take the team in this direction. I'm combining history and baseball to make this team better than ever before."

Hank pulled out a rolled up poster from behind his desk, and held it in his hands like an ancient scroll filled with the wisdom of the ages, just waiting to unfurl this wisdom on the 2009 Yankees.

"The question is, how do you make something, anything, better than it already is? Say something is really good already, how can you improve that? If I told you to make the '96 - 2000 Yankee teams better, how could you do that?" Hank asked and paused waiting for an answer. I shrugged, not knowing what it could possibly be, and with a smile Hank gave me the answer.

"Dinosaurs."

Hank unrolled his poster which showed the new Yankee Stadium with several prehistoric creatures featured in prominent positions. A brontosaurus in the outfield, a raptor at the plate, and pterodactyl's flying over head among others.

"You see." Hank continued, after I remained speechless for a moment. "Dinosaurs make everything better. Just think about this conversation we're having right now. If there was a brontosaurus standing behind me, would you not enjoy it that much more?"

The question surprised me. Not because of how absurd it was, or how out of place it was, but because I found myself agreeing with it. If there was a brontosaurus behind Hank, it would vastly improve the conversation. I thought to myself, where else could this apply? Would not my house be better if there was a Stegosaurus in my back yard? Would work be better if a T-rex rampaged out doors? The truth is, it would be.

"Take that concept to the baseball field." Said Hank. "Fans in the outfield can buy branches with leaves on them to feed the brontosaurus. We can have children try to race the raptors. There are endless possibilities here."

But how would this improve the team?

"You kidding me!?" Asked Hank in half-astonished disbelief. "Just imagine how many homeruns would be blocked by a brontosaurus? Just imagine a raptor on the basepaths? Imagine a T-Rex standing behind homeplate just to keep the umpires honest. How will this not help the team?"

"Admittedly, there are a few immediate concerns." Hank continued. "For example, Girardi's never managed dinosaurs before, and I don't know how easy it will be to handle their egos. Some of them are going to want to play everyday, and what happens if Jeter hits on one of the dinosaurs girlfriends, and they go hang out with him? Imagine Raptor Ruth starts dating Madonna, what will happen to A-Rod? Its all uncharted territory, but to be honest, if Girardi can't manage it, I'll find someone that can."

I was still a bit in shock, and sat for a moment gathering my thoughts while Hank took a toy T-Rex and a toy Brontosaurus sitting nearby and started having a dinosaur fight on his desk. I was not sure how to react. What kind of costs would be involved? Where do you get dinosaurs? I had to ask.

"Obviously, there are some significant costs involved. We'll need more tranquilizers, and we'll probably need to increase the food budget to include tree leaves and raw meat and stuff like that. But honestly, we still have tranquilizers from when Rocket pitched with us. His mood swings were legendary."

But where would the dinosaurs come from?

"That's Cashman's job. If he wants an extension with the New York Yankees, he needs to bring me dinosaurs. If he doesn't, I'll find someone who will. Its that simple. I'm thinking I need a couple brontosaurus', maybe three raptors, one T-Rex, I think I need like seven pterodactyl's, and that's not even considering our bullpen."

I was still a little skeptical and Hank noticed this in me. He took a deep sigh, and offered to show me something. He then hit play on his 76 inch plasma television, which was cued to show a snippet of "Land Before Time".

"You see what I'm talking about now?" He followed. "This is the kind of magic the 2009 Yankees are going to have. A team that will move you, that grips your heart at every turn of the season. I mean, didn't you cry when Littlefoot's mother died?" Hank wondered. "I didn't, but its still magic."

"I'm a big fan of history. Dinosaurs are apart of history. Yankees are apart of history. It only makes sense to combine the two. The 2009 Yankees are going prehistoric. Write that down."

On the walk out of Hank's office, I did not notice the plaques as much. The 2009 Yankees will certainly have a new face, and that face is making a comeback from extinction.

Hughes Determined to Throw As Many Pitches as Starters in the 1920's

The Good

Hughes went 4 innings allowing 1 run, which wasn't bad. Coke relieved Hughes with 2 innings of shutout ball, and was followed by a train of Bruney-Chamberlain-Ramirez, all of which kept the White Sox from scoring. Damon and A-Rod both went yard. Cano magically went 3-3 with a double.

The Bad

Although 4 innings of 1 run ball is good any day, as a starter its a little less good. Hughes threw 33 pitches in the first inning, 11 to Orlando Cabrera who hit a double off him. This was a good first step, but one of Hughes and Kennedy's problems was that they threw way too many pitches to be effective starters. I hope next week he can build off of this start.

The Ugly

Phil Coke's stellar domination over the American League begs the question: if we had Cy Young reincarnate in our minor league system, why wasn't he pitching us into contention? Actually, truthfully, the Yankees are handling Coke the way they needed to handle Hughes and Kennedy. Because Coke wasn't this big named prospect he was allowed to develop on a normal schedule and is now pitching in the bigs as a result. Pettitte was like this too. If Coke was last years first round pick he probably would have gone from Staten Island up to the Yankees in two months, and then once the league figured him out, the Yankees would start wondering why he isn't dominating everyone anymore and send him back to the minors with broken confidence.

Respect Jeter's Gangster is for the Children

The "Respect Jeter's Gangster" blog joined Johnny Damon's home run club, which raises money for the Children's Health Fund. We are pledged to donate $1.00 for every homerun the Yankees hit this season. We will keep a running tally of the home runs hit and the money donated throughout the season. A-Rod and Damon hit homeruns last night to put the White Sox away.

Melky Cabrera 8hr = $8.00
Alex Rodriguez 35hr = $35.00
Hideki Matsui 9 hr = $9.00
Bobby Abreu 17hr = $17.00
Jorge Posada 3hr = $3.00
Jason Giambi 31hr = $31.00
Johnny Damon 15hr = $15.00
Morgan Ensberg 1hr = $1.00
Robinson Cano 13hr = $13.00
Chad Moeller 1hr = $1.00
Wilson Betemit 6hr = $6.00
Derek Jeter 11hr = $11.00
Shelley Duncan 1hr = $1.00
Xavier Nady 11hr = $11.00
Jose Molina 2 hr = $2.00
Ivan Rodriguez 2hr = $2.00
Richie Sexson 1hr = $1.00
Cody Ransom 2hr= $2.00
Total = $168.00

If you are interested in Johnny Damon's Homerun Club or the Children's Health Fund you can find links to both at the top right hand corner of our page.

Carl Pavano's Online Diary 3

For those of you who do not know, a number of months ago we found Carl Pavano's online diary and were able to then guess the password correctly. The result was Carl Pavano's Online Diary and Carl Pavano's Online Diary 2. We were curious what his thoughts were on his rehab process and felt that fans out there would be interested. Since then he had changed his password, but our team of "Respect Jeter's Gangster" password guessers, managed to crack the new password. It was "Hubble-my-hibble". Don't ask us why. Anyway, we pasted a portion of his online diary here for you all to read:



September 16, 2008


Dear Diary,

I've been pitching in New York for a few games now, and was absolutely dominating the league. Opposing teams feared me, and the only runs they'd score would be off cheap homers, and Cano's fielding moronics. It was a glorious time, until Mussina came along and ruined it all. I've been trying to prove to everyone that Mussina's the one that injured my hip, but no one wants to listen. The Yankees are so blind, they don't want to read the facts. Here's a riddle I asked them, what does Posada's shoulder, A-Rod's quad, Cano's slump, and Wang's foot have in common? The answer is Mike Mussina. And now my hip hurts, and whose around? Mike Mussina. But no, they won't believe me, but I have proof. The day I got injured, I was in the clubhouse with all the guys when Mike walked by. As he passed he said "Whose playing hip hop music?" It was very subtle at the time, but then what happened in that game? I hurt my HIP and I HOPped a little before they pulled me from the game. I can't prove it yet, but I think Mike uses voodoo to pitch. That's one performance enhancer they haven't banned yet. I've been trying to get it banned for a couple years now but Bud Selig won't return any of my phone calls. It won't be until voodoo's used to hit homeruns that Selig flips his lid. That guys a frickin' jerk.

I was in the clubhouse yesterday, and no one would talk to me since they all fear me. I tried to talk to Matsui, but he picked up a newspaper and pretended to read it. I knew he was pretending because he doesn't read English. I then walked up to Giambi and he picked up a newspaper and pretended to read it as well. I knew he was pretending because it was Molina's "El Nuevo Dia" newspaper. I then tried to high five Damon, who grabbed a magazine and pretended to read it. I knew he was pretending because he doesn't know how to read. They fear me because they fear greatness, and that's why this team losses so much.

I wondered what I would do next season. I've already turned down offers. This one guy called and offered me a 4 year contract to pitch in the Gran E league. Then this other guy called and offered me a 5 year deal to play in a foreign country that has a currency called In-Jury. They told me that if I pitched that I would get 6 million In-Jury's a year. It was strange, because both calls were from the same phone number even though they were different voices, and when I called the phone back to try and accept one of the offers the phone next to Mussina's locker started ringing at the same time. It was really weird.

I was at home last night and I saw an old episode of the Exo Squad. It was so amazing because it had these "Neo-Sapiens" that the humans created to be slaves, but then the Neo-Sapiens take over the world and subject the humans to slavery. Then these Exo Squad guys have to save the humans from slavery. If they were really smart they would just create "Neo-Pavano's", and then I would lead them. We would be created in a test tube which we would walk out of naked, and then as we grow, our skin will turn into armor, and our eyes shoot lazers. We would fight the Neo-Sapiens naked though because we have armor skin, and then we would free all the humans from Neo-Sapien rule, accept for Mussina who they can keep. Maybe the Neo-Pavano's can create Neo-Mussina's who will then need to serve us lemonade every day. It will be our gift for freeing the humans from Neo-Sapien rule. Then we'd have to foil human plans for making Neo-Jeter's because then the Neo-Pavano's would never get a date. Then after that, we'd force the humans into slavery too, and create Neo-Sapien's again to join us in ruling over them. That's how that show should have ended, but everyone's an idiot.

Well, that's enough for now. I'm about to put on a black cloak and hide in Mussina's locker. Bye.

Despite Loss, Yankees Make Games So Interesting

The Good

Damon had 3 hits last night while Jeter had 2 which propelled him past Lou Gehrig for all time hits at Yankee stadium. Giambi hit a homerun, and Robertson pitched a scoreless inning with 3 strikeouts, the only Yankee pitcher not to allow a run.

The Bad

Veras and Giese both allowed a run in their inning of work. Veras has been absolutely awful for the last couple months. I wonder what's going on with him.

The Ugly

Pettitte threw 6 innings of 4 run ball and took the loss putting him under .500 for the season. His record now stands at 13-14.

Is anyone else having trouble following these games? I don't think a Yankee game in September has ever been so boring. The Yankees play terrible baseball, and it doesn't help that they're out of contention. Do you want to see good baseball? The Rays are the team to watch. Last night's 9th inning walk off double by Dioner Navarro reminded me what playing with heart looks like. Hopefully next season, the Yankees will play just like that.

Respect Jeter's Gangster is for the Children

The "Respect Jeter's Gangster" blog joined Johnny Damon's home run club, which raises money for the Children's Health Fund. We are pledged to donate $1.00 for every homerun the Yankees hit this season. We will keep a running tally of the home runs hit and the money donated throughout the season. Giambi hit one to put up to 31 on the season. He'll get a contract somewhere.

Melky Cabrera 8hr = $8.00
Alex Rodriguez 34hr = $34.00
Hideki Matsui 9 hr = $9.00
Bobby Abreu 17hr = $17.00
Jorge Posada 3hr = $3.00
Jason Giambi 31hr = $31.00
Johnny Damon 14hr = $14.00
Morgan Ensberg 1hr = $1.00
Robinson Cano 13hr = $13.00
Chad Moeller 1hr = $1.00
Wilson Betemit 6hr = $6.00
Derek Jeter 11hr = $11.00
Shelley Duncan 1hr = $1.00
Xavier Nady 11hr = $11.00
Jose Molina 2 hr = $2.00
Ivan Rodriguez 2hr = $2.00
Richie Sexson 1hr = $1.00
Cody Ransom 2hr= $2.00
Total = $166.00

If you are interested in Johnny Damon's Homerun Club or the Children's Health Fund you can find links to both at the top right hand corner of our page.

Despite Dissapointing Season, Yankees Still Reach Goals

It is a very common perception that the Yankees have had a disappointing season. With the Bombers sitting in 4th place and likely missing the play offs for the first time since 1993, many are quick to point out the issues that have brought the Yankees to this point. Despite this, the Yankees are quick to point out that they have managed to reach nearly all their goals set forth in Spring Training.

"I'm not sure why people are so disappointed in this team." Explained Yankees General Manager Brian Cashman. "Everything we said we were going to do we did."

What Cashman is referring to is the goals that the Yankees as a team and players individually set forth for the season.

"For example, I said that I would build a championship team." Continued Cashman. "But I was talking about our minor league teams, one of which has won a championship already and another that's still playing in the post season. I built two championship teams."

Looking back at quotes the Yankees made during spring training, they actually make a good point. Take a look at these quotes from Yankees players and staff about their season aspirations:

"All my life I've always wanted to win a 'Comeback Player of the Year' award. I used to dream about it as a child. The only way I can win it though, is if I really suck this season, and then set myself up for 2009." - Robinson Cano

"I think I want to have a strong first month, and then get sent to the minors." - Melky Cabrera

"I want to set a personal record for grounding into double plays in a single month." - Alex Rodriguez

"I want to see how long I can carry a shoulder injury before needing to go on the DL." - Jorge Posada

"I hope to get traded by mid-season." - Kyle Farnsworth

"I hope to pitch." - Carl Pavano

"If I can manage this team into 4th place, I'd feel like I've made an impact." - Joe Girardi

"I want the bats to go cold on my watch. Its easier than getting these millionaire's to hit when you need them to." - Kevin Long

So as you can all plainly see, the signs have been there since spring training. If only we had listened to them then, we could have saved ourselves a ton of heartache and stress following this abomination known as the 2008 Yankees.

Yankees Win, but Can't Fill Void

The Good

Aceves pitched another good game lasting 6 innings and giving up 2 runs. He was relieved by a train of Coke-Chamberlain-Rivera who shut down the White Sox for 3 innings. Coke has yet to allow a run in his big league career. Abreu went 3-4 with a stolen base, and Giambi had a pair of hits. Nady went 1-3 with a homerun.

The Bad

Ransom's coming back down to earth. He went 0-3 last night bringing his season average down to a measley .364.

The Ugly

A-Rod went 0-4 last night with 2 strikeouts. He was then booed, but not by the fans, but by Bobby Abreu. "I just wasn't impressed by his performance." Commented Abreu. "I felt it could have used a little bit of sparkle."

Respect Jeter's Gangster is for the Children

The "Respect Jeter's Gangster" blog joined Johnny Damon's home run club, which raises money for the Children's Health Fund. We are pledged to donate $1.00 for every homerun the Yankees hit this season. We will keep a running tally of the home runs hit and the money donated throughout the season. Make it one more for Nady. He's really helped out Children's Health since coming to the Yankees.

Melky Cabrera 8hr = $8.00
Alex Rodriguez 34hr = $34.00
Hideki Matsui 9 hr = $9.00
Bobby Abreu 17hr = $17.00
Jorge Posada 3hr = $3.00
Jason Giambi 30hr = $30.00
Johnny Damon 14hr = $14.00
Morgan Ensberg 1hr = $1.00
Robinson Cano 13hr = $13.00
Chad Moeller 1hr = $1.00
Wilson Betemit 6hr = $6.00
Derek Jeter 11hr = $11.00
Shelley Duncan 1hr = $1.00
Xavier Nady 11hr = $11.00
Jose Molina 2 hr = $2.00
Ivan Rodriguez 2hr = $2.00
Richie Sexson 1hr = $1.00
Cody Ransom 2hr= $2.00
Total = $165.00

If you are interested in Johnny Damon's Homerun Club or the Children's Health Fund you can find links to both at the top right hand corner of our page.

Maybe They Should Listen to Posada This Time

There is an article on yankees.com on Posada, his recovery, and his thoughts about what the 2009 Yanks should look like. He is very adamant that the Yanks need to sign to top line starters and that Joba should be a reliever.

Last season Posada mentioned that the Yanks needed to sign Santana because he felt they needed a true number one. The Yankees chose to keep a couple of kids who won't be helping us any time soon (and that includes next year) and we've all seen what happened.

Maybe Posada is onto something here. Perhaps the Yankees should listen this time. I mean, it can't hurt. They totally mismanaged Joba's role change and they would have to do the same thing next year if he was to start since he didn't have enough innings this year. He's a great reliever, and while I prefer to see him as a starter, that assumes he can be a starter and stay healthy. I prefer a future Mo to a future Pavano, that's all I'm saying.

When we lost Wang, we lost the season. We couldn't piece together the amount of wins we needed to make October without him, especially with Pettitte being so inconsistent late in the year (or is the word horrible?). I think Pos is right about us needing to sign two top starters so that there are no question marks in the rotation come next year. I'm not very confident either Hughes or Kennedy will be great starters ever (though I'm slightly more optimistic about Hughes), so I think we need two starters. I know. Build from within, blah blah blah. I guess it turns out it's not quite that easy. Should be an interesting winter.

Pavano's Injuryless Streak Ends At 4 Games

The Good

The bats came alive tonight with 3 players having multiple hits including Damon, A-Rod and Jeter the last of which had 3 hits and tied Lou Gehrig for most hits at Yankee stadium. A-Rod hit a grandslam in the first inning to put the Yankees up to 4 quick runs. Jeter and Giambi both hit bombs to help put the game further out of reach. Ramirez-Marte-Bruney-Veras-Rivera combined for 3.2 innings of scoreless baseball though Marte came in in a bases loaded situation and walked in one of Pavano's runs. Rivera recorded 1 strikeout in the ninth to get his 35th save of the season.

The Bad

Pavano went 5.1 innings with 4 runs, 3 earned. He could have pitched his way to a decent game if he wasn't obstructed by the ugly. See below.

The Ugly

Pavano suffered a hip injury in the 6th inning when he landed oddly on his delivery and hurt his hip. Pavano lasted 4 healthy starts before reinjuring himself this season, which doubles his previous record of 2 healthy starts in a season set in 2007. I know, I know, its not funny to kid about someone's injury, but in fairness, its kind of funny.

Respect Jeter's Gangster is for the Children

The "Respect Jeter's Gangster" blog joined Johnny Damon's home run club, which raises money for the Children's Health Fund. We are pledged to donate $1.00 for every homerun the Yankees hit this season. We will keep a running tally of the home runs hit and the money donated throughout the season. A-Rod, Giambi, and Jeter all hit homeruns further showing that even though the season ended without a fight, their struggle for Children's Health is alive and well.

Melky Cabrera 8hr = $8.00
Alex Rodriguez 34hr = $34.00
Hideki Matsui 9 hr = $9.00
Bobby Abreu 17hr = $17.00
Jorge Posada 3hr = $3.00
Jason Giambi 30hr = $30.00
Johnny Damon 14hr = $14.00
Morgan Ensberg 1hr = $1.00
Robinson Cano 13hr = $13.00
Chad Moeller 1hr = $1.00
Wilson Betemit 6hr = $6.00
Derek Jeter 11hr = $11.00
Shelley Duncan 1hr = $1.00
Xavier Nady 10hr = $10.00
Jose Molina 2 hr = $2.00
Ivan Rodriguez 2hr = $2.00
Richie Sexson 1hr = $1.00
Cody Ransom 2hr= $2.00
Total = $164.00

If you are interested in Johnny Damon's Homerun Club or the Children's Health Fund you can find links to both at the top right hand corner of our page.

Yankees Split, Moose Losses, Jeter Still Gangster

The Good

Jeter combined to go 6-7 yesterday, while Cody Ransom got a chance to start and went 2-4 further proving why he's the best offensive player on the Yankees. Jeter is now batting above .300. Phil Coke maintained his iron fisted dominance over the AL pitching 2.2 scoreless innings with just one hit. Marte-Chamberlain-Rivera combined for 3 innings of 1 run ball, the lone run coming off of Rivera. Rasner and Britton combined for 2 shutout innings in the first game. Abreu went 2-4 in the first game with a double and a homerun, and Betemit hit a homerun of his own in the second one. Gardner led off the second game and went 0-4, but drew a walk and managed to score two runs with a stolen base. Pudge also stole a base yesterday.

The Bad

Matsui, Ransom, and Cano combined to go 0-12 in the first game, which meant the 6-8 hitters gave us no production.

The Ugly

Both starters pitched awfully for the Yankees. Mussina went 5 innings and gave up 5 runs, and has seriously hindered his chances of reaching 20 this season. He would have to win the next 3 straight to reach the coveted mark, but based on his last two performances, the chances aren't looking good. Ponson lasted just 3.1 innings in his start giving up 4 runs in the process.

Respect Jeter's Gangster is for the Children

The "Respect Jeter's Gangster" blog joined Johnny Damon's home run club, which raises money for the Children's Health Fund. We are pledged to donate $1.00 for every homerun the Yankees hit this season. We will keep a running tally of the home runs hit and the money donated throughout the season. Abreu hit a homerun in the first game while Betemit hit one in the second to help end unhealthiness in children.

Melky Cabrera 8hr = $8.00
Alex Rodriguez 33hr = $33.00
Hideki Matsui 9 hr = $9.00
Bobby Abreu 17hr = $17.00
Jorge Posada 3hr = $3.00
Jason Giambi 29hr = $29.00
Johnny Damon 14hr = $14.00
Morgan Ensberg 1hr = $1.00
Robinson Cano 13hr = $13.00
Chad Moeller 1hr = $1.00
Wilson Betemit 6hr = $6.00
Derek Jeter 10hr = $10.00
Shelley Duncan 1hr = $1.00
Xavier Nady 10hr = $10.00
Jose Molina 2 hr = $2.00
Ivan Rodriguez 2hr = $2.00
Richie Sexson 1hr = $1.00
Cody Ransom 2hr= $2.00
Total = $161.00

If you are interested in Johnny Damon's Homerun Club or the Children's Health Fund you can find links to both at the top right hand corner of our page.

Yankees Should Lose 2 and Win 1

The Yankees are about to enter a series with the Rays and its time the Yankees start playing strategy instead of baseball. Let's face it, they're not playing much baseball these days as it is so they might as well try their hand at something else. In recent years, the Yankees have done a good job of stifling the rival Red Sox, and in some seasons have ended their post season dreams (2006), or knocked them out of an AL East division title (2005). Since the Yankees are not getting into the post season, the best strategy they can use to maintain this trend is to make sure the Rays win. To that end, the Yankees need to let the Rays win this series. Now, some may point out that with Ponson and Pavano pitching its very likely we were going to lose the series anyway, but the Yankees need to make sure of this. For example, if Ponson decides to pitch one of those gems of his, A-Rod needs to step up his GIDP production. If Pavano is staying competitive into the 6th inning, Cano just needs to let a bunch of grounders through. The only game the Yankees need to win is the Saturday game with Mussina pitching. That game is essential. Now if Mussina comes out of the game and does not have the win, then the Yankees should just let the Rays have it. There's no point in winning that game if Moose doesn't get his win. For those who think the Yankees need to win games for pride's sake, my argument to you is, they haven't been doing it all season, so why start now? Especially when winning games means a division title for the Red Sox, and with that, the rise in global warming, baby elephant poaching, a severe decrease of the US dollar, and a severe increase of nursery school arsons.

In other unrelated matters, it looks like the Yankees have plans in motion to fix Cano's swing. I for one am glad that they're addressing this now and not waiting for a whole season to pass by before doing so.

Yankee Players Feel Demotions Were Handled Coldly

Throughout the course of the season, the New York Yankees have had to demote several players who were not playing up to expectations. While demoting a player is not a fun or easy task, several former Yankees expressed the reassignment was not handled in an appropriate manner. Several former Yankee players who were sent to the minors have reported that the Yankees dealt with the reassignment "coldly" and "without concern". Our "Respect Jeter's Gangster" investigative reporters interviewed several former big league players about the process of being demoted.

"It was a tough situation for me, but I understand why they did it." Explained former Yankee centerfielder Melky Cabrera. "It wasn't the fact that they demoted me, it was more how they did it. They treated it very coldly."

Melky Cabrera's sentiments were expressed by several former big league players when approached about how they were demoted.

"It wasn't handled very well when they did it with me." Stated former Yankee pitcher Ian Kennedy, who still felt stung from the incident. "It was handled without concern and just all around could have been handled better."

Kennedy went on to explain the situation.

"Joe (Girardi) called me into his office, and you know, I knew what was coming. When I came in, Cashman was sitting there next to a karoake machine, which I thought was odd. When I sat down, one of the stadium workers came into the office with a box filled with my equipment, and Cashman asked them to place it to the left. Once the worker went out of the room, Joe shut the door, and Cashman hit the play button on the karaoke machine. It was Beyonce's 'to the left' song. I wasn't quite sure what he was doing, but then Cashman started singing 'to the left, to the left. Everything you own in the box to the left.' At first it was kind of fun, and I was clapping along, but then I realized what he was doing. It became especially clear when he took special delight in singing the 'I could have another you in a minute.' line, hitting all the proper notes in the process. Then he pointed at himself while he sang the 'you must not know 'bout me' line and then would point at me when singing the 'don't you ever get to thinking your irreplacable.' line. I just felt it was a little unnecessary."

Melky was demoted in a slightly different yet equally demeaning way.

"He called me in and Cashman had that karoake machine. He then started playing the Ludacris 'Get out the Way' song, only instead of rapping the real words he would say 'Move! Get out the way. You're blocking Brett Gardner so get out the way. Move! Get out the way. Hope you like Scranton 'cause you're going there today.' I wish it could have been done differently, but I guess that's how Cashman handles business."

What our investigative reporters found was that this has been a long standing trend with Cashman, who has demoted players in unnecessarily hurtful ways. Former Yankee pitcher Kei Igawa explained how his demotion was handled last season.

"Cashman wasn't even there in person to do it." Igawa explained through an interpreter. "He left me a card with my name on it sitting in my locker. Then when I opened it, it had the following haiku:

Your time here was short
No we did not enjoy it
Go lose in Scranton

"It was mean."

But did Cashman leave these players with any words of encouragement or special instruction when he sent them to the minors?

"He told me that I should work on not sucking." Explained Kennedy. "It was very unclear."

"He said to me that I will be in the majors next season as long as their 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th and 5th back up options fall through. He then drew a picture of the outfield depth chart and had me listed after imaginary players such as 'Catch N. Throw', and 'Hits 4 Average'." Said Melky.

"He told me to not get comfortable in Scranton, because I would probably be pitching my way into Double A in no time." Stated Igawa.

Although Cashman was not available to comment, a source close to the situation explained that "We just needed to respect his [Cashman's] gangster."

Truthfully, it is the only thing his former players and us fans can do.

Yankees Can't Pull Out Win, but at Least They Tried in the First Inning

The Good

Nady had a pair of hits last night, and Jeter went 1-3 with a walk, a stolen base and a run scored. Giambi went 1-2 with 2 walks and a run batted in. Veras pitched a scoreless inning, and Chamberlain went 2 strong innings with no runs and 3 strikeouts. Phil Coke came in for one batter and struck him out.

The Bad

Another rough offensive outing as the Yankee lineup combined for 4 hits, 2 of which came from Xavier Nady. Damon, Abreu, A-Rod, Matsui, Cano, Molina, and Betemit combined to go 0-20. Betemit had one at bat which ended in a strikeout. Shocker.

The Ugly

Another rough outing for Pettitte who lasted 4.2 innings and was driven out by a 3-run 5th. He was cruising up through that point only allowing 1 run over the first 4 frames. This loss brings his season record to 13-13 and his ERA up to 4.52. But that's what $16 million gets you.

Further more, with the season basically over, why aren't we giving more at bats to guys named Cody Ransom, and Brett Gardner? Might as well see what we have in these guys because Cody could replace Betemit, and Gardner could potentially become our future centerfielder and leadoff guy. The point is, we'll never know if we don't let them hit on the regular, and what better time than now while we suck? What's the worst that can happen? We'll lose a game?

Respect Jeter's Gangster is for the Children

The "Respect Jeter's Gangster" blog joined Johnny Damon's home run club, which raises money for the Children's Health Fund. We are pledged to donate $1.00 for every homerun the Yankees hit this season. We will keep a running tally of the home runs hit and the money donated throughout the season. No homeruns. The Yankees were too sad about Vince Young's emotional well-being.

Melky Cabrera 8hr = $8.00
Alex Rodriguez 33hr = $33.00
Hideki Matsui 9 hr = $9.00
Bobby Abreu 16hr = $16.00
Jorge Posada 3hr = $3.00
Jason Giambi 29hr = $29.00
Johnny Damon 14hr = $14.00
Morgan Ensberg 1hr = $1.00
Robinson Cano 13hr = $13.00
Chad Moeller 1hr = $1.00
Wilson Betemit 5hr = $5.00
Derek Jeter 10hr = $10.00
Shelley Duncan 1hr = $1.00
Xavier Nady 10hr = $10.00
Jose Molina 2 hr = $2.00
Ivan Rodriguez 2hr = $2.00
Richie Sexson 1hr = $1.00
Cody Ransom 2hr= $2.00
Total = $159.00

If you are interested in Johnny Damon's Homerun Club or the Children's Health Fund you can find links to both at the top right hand corner of our page.

Sports Imitates Life?

When the New York Yankees announced in 2007 that they would indeed be making a push for the playoffs and a World Series in 2008, it was widely assumed that they would be the favorites to win the AL East. It was to be a coronation really, the season would end with the Yankees atop their division and would return to the playoffs.

A younger, less experienced, but talented and charismatic team had other ideas however. During Spring Training 2008 they too announced that they too would be making a push for the top of the AL East.

Many felt the Tampa Bay Rays were too young and inexperienced to make a serious run at the Division. The Yankees were a well oiled machine, with a stronger financial backing. Simply put, the Yanks were a lock. The media had already given them the title.

Five months have passed since the season began and oh how the tables have turned. The Yankees, though they held out as long as they could, have finally conceded to the division to the likely nominee of the AL East to the playoffs, the Tampa Bay Rays. And while the Yankees have at least publicly accepted this, many of their supporters have not.

Polls show that a significant number of Yankee supporters will not support the Rays in the national race for a World Series. Some have even suggested that if the Yankees can't represent the AL East in the playoffs, that they would rather support the likely wild card candidate, the Boston Red Sox. When it is pointed out that the Red Sox are against everything the Yankees stand for, it is clear from their responses that these Yankee supporters are simply too hurt at this point to accept the fact that their team didn't win.

The Devil Rays will have to mend some fences if they hope to garner the support of these fans during the playoffs. Many are still fuming about an incident in March in which a Yankees back up catcher had his wrist broken. Joe Maddon, the Rays manager, dismissed the incident as playing hard baseball; but many fans felt their team was being disrespected by the younger, brasher Rays.

It is not clear what will happen in October, but if the Rays hope to garner the support of a significant number of Yankee supporters, they will have to work hard to heal the divisions between the two sides and unite the AL East.

Angels Beaten in Unholy Manner

The Good

The highlight of the game is easily Alfredo Aceves, the Mexican League veteran who pitched 7 innings of 1 run ball against one of the best lineups in baseball. Bruney and Marte pitched 2 scoreless innings of their own. Jeter went 2-5 putting him past Ruth in the all time Yankee hits list. Damon also went 2-5 with both of his hits being homeruns. A-Rod went 2-3 with a homerun of his own as well.

The Bad

Matsui and Cano must have had the same breakfast as they both went 0-4 with 2 strikeouts. Giambi also went 0-3 in the game.

The Ugly

With last night's game Cano is now batting .262 on the season with a .297 on base percentage. Time to stop giving young players contracts.

Respect Jeter's Gangster is for the Children

The "Respect Jeter's Gangster" blog joined Johnny Damon's home run club, which raises money for the Children's Health Fund. We are pledged to donate $1.00 for every homerun the Yankees hit this season. We will keep a running tally of the home runs hit and the money donated throughout the season. Last night Damon hit 2 homeruns and A-Rod hit one of his own.

Melky Cabrera 8hr = $8.00
Alex Rodriguez 33hr = $33.00
Hideki Matsui 9 hr = $9.00
Bobby Abreu 16hr = $16.00
Jorge Posada 3hr = $3.00
Jason Giambi 29hr = $29.00
Johnny Damon 14hr = $14.00
Morgan Ensberg 1hr = $1.00
Robinson Cano 13hr = $13.00
Chad Moeller 1hr = $1.00
Wilson Betemit 5hr = $5.00
Derek Jeter 10hr = $10.00
Shelley Duncan 1hr = $1.00
Xavier Nady 10hr = $10.00
Jose Molina 2 hr = $2.00
Ivan Rodriguez 2hr = $2.00
Richie Sexson 1hr = $1.00
Cody Ransom 2hr= $2.00
Total = $159.00

If you are interested in Johnny Damon's Homerun Club or the Children's Health Fund you can find links to both at the top right hand corner of our page.

Yankees Stick It To Anaheim

The California Angels of Anaheim Los Angeles were routed today by our beloved Bombers (don't tell me I can't use the passive voice!). Not only were they routed, they were embarrassed before their home crowd of approximately 200 people. For obvious reasons, no one watches this team. They play at 10pm at night, they were red like the commie bastards they are, and they are not fond of infants. I only paid attention to this game in order to scout our future first baseman, Mark. Not only can I not pronounce his last name, I can't spell it, nor will I look it up, so it's first name basis for me and Mark. What I like about Mark is, that after leaving the funky bunch, he really committed himself to becoming a premiere hitter. He could've made a string of lukewarmly received films, but no, he didn't, he played ball. And when he's making $100M a game next year to be our first baseman, we should all keep that in mind when we start booing him in April for his lack of "clutch" hitting.

Yankees Lose Another Meaningful September Game

The Good

There was a fight to add some entertainment to this otherwise crappy game.

The Bad

Yankee offense combined for 6 hits and one run. Only one hit was for extra bases. That's what I call weak.

The Ugly

Four Yankee pitchers combined to give up 12 runs. Pavano lasted 5.1 innings and gave up 5 runs before getting relieved by Dan Giese who recorded 1 out and gave up 3 runs (2 earned). Vowing to show Giese up, Edwar Ramirez stepped in and recorded 2 outs, twice as many as Giese, but also allowed 3 runs (all earned). Lastly, Chris Britton was the gem of the game lasting 1.2 innings and only allowing 1 run.

Respect Jeter's Gangster is for the Children

The "Respect Jeter's Gangster" blog joined Johnny Damon's home run club, which raises money for the Children's Health Fund. We are pledged to donate $1.00 for every homerun the Yankees hit this season. We will keep a running tally of the home runs hit and the money donated throughout the season. No homeruns from last night's game.

Melky Cabrera 8hr = $8.00
Alex Rodriguez 32hr = $32.00
Hideki Matsui 9 hr = $9.00
Bobby Abreu 16hr = $16.00
Jorge Posada 3hr = $3.00
Jason Giambi 29hr = $29.00
Johnny Damon 12hr = $12.00
Morgan Ensberg 1hr = $1.00
Robinson Cano 13hr = $13.00
Chad Moeller 1hr = $1.00
Wilson Betemit 5hr = $5.00
Derek Jeter 10hr = $10.00
Shelley Duncan 1hr = $1.00
Xavier Nady 10hr = $10.00
Jose Molina 2 hr = $2.00
Ivan Rodriguez 2hr = $2.00
Richie Sexson 1hr = $1.00
Cody Ransom 2hr= $2.00
Total = $156.00

If you are interested in Johnny Damon's Homerun Club or the Children's Health Fund you can find links to both at the top right hand corner of our page.

Big Announcement to Make

I've decided that my brother and I should have new, baseball themed, names. From here on out, I am "Robbie Fingers." My brother will forthwith be known as "Fernie Banks." If you don't know who we've based these names on, please jump off of something really really high. But not too high, we just want to teach you a lesson. All comments should be directed to Fernie Banks and/or Robbie Fingers. For example, you might say, "Hey Fernie Banks, I see the Yanks won't be playing in the World Series this year, just like your name sake never did. Yay!" Now that you know how to leave comment in a proper fashion, please refrain from using our real names, which we foolishly included in our blogger profiles. Whoops!

Jiminy Cricket Plays Ball

The people have casted their vote and it would appear that 57% of baseball fans agree that Julio Lugo is the spitting image of Disney star Jiminy Cricket. 28% of the people have admitted to alcohol dependency and are seeking the help they need. A surprising 14% of the people did not know who we were talking about. It was not clear whether it was Julio Lugo or Jiminy Cricket they were unfamiliar with, but based on the fact that Jiminy Cricket is a cultural icon, it must have been Lugo. So for the 14% of baseball fans who do not know who Julio Lugo is, I'll give you a brief biography.

Julio Lugo was born in the Dominican Republic on November 16, 1975. As a teenager Lugo moved to Brooklyn, New York where he attended Fort Hamilton High School, but found it hard to fit in, because he was a little different.

"I remember, Julio." Said former school mate Pedro Garcia. "He used to run around with a wooden puppet and a little umbrella. Even on sunny days. Really weird kid he was."

Lugo was drafted in the 43rd round of the 1994 player draft by the Houston Astro's who believed he could use his magic powers to turn his teammates into real baseball players. Lugo was traded to the Tampa Bay Devil Rays in 2003 after his magic powers were replaced by free agent Roger Clemens and his proven "workout" plan. With the Devil Rays, Lugo suffered one lossing season after another until 2006 when he was traded to the Dodgers. The reason for the trade was that new manager Joe Maddon got sick of Lugo's odd ways.

"He would leave his puppet in other peoples lockers and then be like 'Oh, that's where you went. You need to be a good boy, if you want to be a real boy. Thanks for finding him Carl (in reference to Rays outfielder Carl Crawford).' I don't know how Pinella put up with it. Then he kept putting fake noses of varying sizes on it, and would tell us that his puppet lied. I never understood it, and it was kind of creepy. Players would come to me in private and tell me that he's really scaring them. That he told them his puppet's killed before, and will do it again. I had to get him out of here."

Despite his odd quirks, Lugo picked up a substantial free agent contract from the Boston Red Sox of 4 years for $36 million. Boston general manager Theo Epstein looked into the incidents Joe Maddon referred to, but found little cause to be alarmed.

"We interviewed Lugo thoroughly and he explained his side of the story. Its little more than a misunderstanding."

Lugo's side of the story?

"I don't know what happened with my puppet. I came home one night and found open cans of paint thinner, a loaded .45 caliber pistol, and plastic trash bags filled with money. He told me he hadn't killed before, and his nose grew. Then he promised me he wouldn't kill again, and his nose grew even more. Then he said, he was possessed by evil spirits, and his nose didn't grow. Every night he sits on my bed and whispers 'Kill. Kill.' in my ear all night. I keep saying 'No, no, I won't do it.' but sometimes the urge is too strong."

Theo Epstein was satisfied with Lugo's answer: "You can't do much about a possessed puppet. That's not his fault. Plus you have to think about what he brings to a team. He brings a possessed puppet. Does Derek Jeter bring a possessed puppet to the Yankees? No. So you have to weigh the benefits of a possessed puppet versus the negatives, and clearly there are more positives."

Lugo won a championship with the Red Sox in 2007, and is currently in his second year of his 4 year contract. Hopefully, all baseball fans now know who Julio Lugo is.

The Suddenly Good Mariners Defeat Yankees

The Good

Derek Jeter went 2-3 with a solo homerun, and in so doing broke a bunch of records. Nady had a solo shot of his own, and Matsui went 2-4. Phil Coke pitched a perfect inning of relief.

The Bad

Jose Veras gave up a run in his inning of relief. Something is up with him. 5 Yankees went hitless yesterday as they prepared to go on a 10 game win streak.

The Ugly

Mike Mussina did not get his 18th win yesterday and now has 4 games in of which he must win 3 to get to 20. Moose wasn't great at 6 innings and 4 runs, but what really did him in was facing perennial Cy Young contender Ryan Feierabend who lasted 7 innings and gave up 2 runs.

Respect Jeter's Gangster is for the Children

The "Respect Jeter's Gangster" blog joined Johnny Damon's home run club, which raises money for the Children's Health Fund. We are pledged to donate $1.00 for every homerun the Yankees hit this season. We will keep a running tally of the home runs hit and the money donated throughout the season. Derek Jeter and Xavier Nady hit solo homeruns to help the cause.

Melky Cabrera 8hr = $8.00
Alex Rodriguez 32hr = $32.00
Hideki Matsui 9 hr = $9.00
Bobby Abreu 16hr = $16.00
Jorge Posada 3hr = $3.00
Jason Giambi 29hr = $29.00
Johnny Damon 12hr = $12.00
Morgan Ensberg 1hr = $1.00
Robinson Cano 13hr = $13.00
Chad Moeller 1hr = $1.00
Wilson Betemit 5hr = $5.00
Derek Jeter 10hr = $10.00
Shelley Duncan 1hr = $1.00
Xavier Nady 10hr = $10.00
Jose Molina 2 hr = $2.00
Ivan Rodriguez 2hr = $2.00
Richie Sexson 1hr = $1.00
Cody Ransom 2hr= $2.00
Total = $156.00

If you are interested in Johnny Damon's Homerun Club or the Children's Health Fund you can find links to both at the top right hand corner of our page.

Yankee Surge Destroys the Mariners

The Good

Ponson pitched 6 innings of 3 run ball with some great defensive play behind him by Cano and Jeter. Abreu went 3-4 with 3 RBI's as a result of a homerun and a triple. Giambi and Matui both went 3-5 with Giambi hitting a homerun. Bruney pitched a scoreless inning and Mariano got a 4 out save.

The Bad

Chamberlain recorded 2 outs and gave up a run in relief off 3 hits. Its clear that he's not working out. At this point the Yankees only option is to DFA him.

The Ugly

Before yesterday's game Yankee Manager Joe Girardi had this to say about the Yankees chances this season:

“We’re not dead yet. Obviously it’s a big hill and we understand that. But we still have life and we’re still playing baseball and it’s meaningful baseball.

“Everyone understands where we’re at but nobody thinks it’s too much to overcome. We have a tough schedule but we could win 10 in a row and who knows where we’d be if we won 10 in a row?”

This would have been great rhetoric about a month ago, but is anyone really convinced that given the way the Yankees have played all season they can go on a 10 game winning streak against the Angels, Rays, and White Sox? The Yankees haven't been able to put a 10 game win streak together all season when they still had guys like Wang and Chamberlain in the rotation, and now they're going to do so? I guess I'm just not all that convinced.

Respect Jeter's Gangster is for the Children

The "Respect Jeter's Gangster" blog joined Johnny Damon's home run club, which raises money for the Children's Health Fund. We are pledged to donate $1.00 for every homerun the Yankees hit this season. We will keep a running tally of the home runs hit and the money donated throughout the season. Two homeruns yesterday as Giambi and Abreu powered the Yankees by the juggernaut force that is the Mariners.

Melky Cabrera 8hr = $8.00
Alex Rodriguez 32hr = $32.00
Hideki Matsui 9 hr = $9.00
Bobby Abreu 16hr = $16.00
Jorge Posada 3hr = $3.00
Jason Giambi 29hr = $29.00
Johnny Damon 12hr = $12.00
Morgan Ensberg 1hr = $1.00
Robinson Cano 13hr = $13.00
Chad Moeller 1hr = $1.00
Wilson Betemit 5hr = $5.00
Derek Jeter 9hr = $9.00
Shelley Duncan 1hr = $1.00
Xavier Nady 9hr = $9.00
Jose Molina 2 hr = $2.00
Ivan Rodriguez 2hr = $2.00
Richie Sexson 1hr = $1.00
Cody Ransom 2hr= $2.00
Total = $154.00

If you are interested in Johnny Damon's Homerun Club or the Children's Health Fund you can find links to both at the top right hand corner of our page.