Tuesday, August 30, 2011

The New Homerun Club Captain Is...

Since the beginning of last season the Children's Health Fund has been without a homerun club captain. It had passed from Don Mattingly to Bernie Williams to Johnny Damon, but once Damon left, the legacy was broken, children suffered, babies wept, clinics watered down the dymetapp, and doctors watered down their whiskey. Until now. Its been announced that a new captain has emerged, and that captain is none other than Robinson Cano! You can watch the new CHF Robinson Cano PSA playing at the ballpark! As any reader of this blog will know, we've been supporting the CHF since our inception. And by that we mean when the CHF incepted charitable thoughts into our dreams not unlike the movie Inception. So we are quite delighted that they have a new captain and who better than our likely future team captain, Robinson Cano.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

It should be Grandy. You can understand him w/o a translator.

Anonymous said...

!El Capitan Cano! Yes!