The Yankees have resigned Andy Pettitte to a minor league deal. Pettitte last pitched for the Yankees in 2010, but left the team to spend time with his family. After an entire year with his little miracles, Pettitte has reached the conclusion that family blows. The Yanks have signed him largely to convince Mariano Rivera of that fact. Both men are devout Christians who have played together for a long time, so Pettitte's words should carry some weight. Stay tuned as this story develops further.
In other news, Bernie Williams is pissed right now.