Tuesday, January 29, 2008

10 Things You Didn't Know About Derek Jeter

1. Derek Jeter does one minute abs in 10 seconds.
2. In the late 90's, Nomar Garciaparra, Alex Rodriguez, and Miguel Tejada were considered better shortstops than Derek Jeter because they hit for power. Now, ten years later, Nomar plays first base, Alex plays third, and Tejada used 'roids. I think we know who the real winner is.
3. Derek Jeter was one of the founding members of WuTang but was kicked out after he brought the ruckus too hard.
4. Derek Jeter does not have a no trade clause. The Yankees just won't trade him.
5. Derek Jeter wrote the Joba Rules.
6. Derek Jeter does not negotiate, he simply tells Cashman what he's going to get.
7. Derek Jeter plays a better guitar than Bernie Williams.
8. Derek Jeter is the reason other ball players use steroids.
9. If Yankee stadium pushed its walls back 100 feet, Derek Jeter would have 40 homeruns. That's just the way he rolls.
10. Derek Jeter's the reason the Twins won't trade Santana to Boston.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

"Derek Jeter was one of the founding members of WuTang but was kicked out after he brought the ruckus too hard."
ROFL... Classic!!