Saturday, January 12, 2008

Slow News Day

More proof of Jeter's Gangster by player comparison:

Player 1:
Loves: Baseball
Preferred blunt instrument: Baseball bat
Indictments: Tax evasion
Syphilis: Yes

Player 2:
Loves: Baseball
Preferred blunt instrument: Baseball bat
Indictments: Tax evasion
Syphilis: Unknown, but he did date Mariah Carey. Zing!

Player 1 is Al Capone, while player 2 is Derek Jeter. Sure, my main source of info is 'The Untouchables,' but still, the similarities are hard to deny.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

"The Untouchables" was a documentary I believe.