Absolutely Nothing Going On

I checked my usual sources today to see if there was anything relevant to write about, and it appears that there is absolutely nothing going on in baseball. The biggest news I found was that the Marlins are not interested in Pedro. This isn't even news. Its like a breaking news story about how the Marlins can't afford Manny, or that the Royals never really had a shot at Sabathia, or that Melky Cabrera is batting well in a winter league created for 18 year olds getting sharp for their Single A debuts. Oh wait, this just in, Rickey Henderson deserves to be in the Hall of Fame. You mean to tell me that a man who stole 1406 bases , has over 3,000 hits and is revered as the greatest leadoff hitter in all of history deserves to be in the hall of fame? Get out of here!