As we begin the new year, it is appropriate to consider the words of those who would share their wisdom with us, in order that we may have as great a year as possible. To that end, our intrepid investigative journalists have conducted interviews with all the members of the 2008 Yankees in order to get their advice for you, the fans. Here is the first installment in this special series, we begin with former Yankees first baseman Jason Giambi:
"Remember that you can have fun without alcohol. But it's lame fun, like doing puzzles and $#!%."
Truly, words to live by.