Monday, January 12, 2009

Let This Be a Lesson to You

For the past few weeks, almost nothing baseball related has been reported in the NY dailies. All the focus has been on the Giants, and if the Yankees hadn't mustered the sheer gall to throw a press conference to introduce Mark Teixeira, we'd still be reading about how Pettitte doesn't want to take a pay cut. Now the Giants are out of the playoffs and Philadelphia is preparing to crown a second world champion in a matter of months. You see what happens when you ignore the Yankees in print? Now there are no New York teams in the playoffs, and Philly, a city hardly worthy of the number of letters in its name, is going to be the world champion in football and baseball. Thanks a lot Daily News, Post, Times. Let this be a lesson to you: Never, NEVER, ignore the Yankees.

5 comments:

She-Fan said...

Sounds like we're gonna have to make up some news. A call to Bronny Cash might be in order.

Bucky7588 said...

Here's some news...to no ones surprise, Henderson made the Hall

Anonymous said...

BREAKING NEWS:

Yankees trade Melkman to Cleveland for Carl "Pick Me Up When I Fall" Pavano

or

Yankees sign Pedro Martinez to minor-leage contract to compete for 5th starter slot

or

Yankees agree to terms with Barry Bonds and Jose Canseco to platoon with Damon, Matsui and Swisher at LF/DH

Fernando Alejandro said...

The Bonds/Canseco tandem would certainly take care of our offensive deficiencies.

Raven King said...

Isn't it time for another A-Rod post?
We mustn't let our beloved golden boy feel neglected!