Thursday, June 7, 2012
Dear Oklahoma City,
Congratulations on defeating the Spurs. Also, congratulations on having the whitest fan base in all of professional sports. You make hockey games look like 125th Street (before Columbia took it over). But could you do me one favor? Could you not dress the entire crowd in white? Usually when that many white people are dressed up all in white, things get bad. Religious iconography is set ablaze on lawns, you hear the name 'Bubba' a lot, everyone is armed for no apparent reason, a lot of scariness all-around. So could you just tone down the all-whiteness a bit? T-shirts, that is.