Checking in from Lagos, Nigeria

Just wanted to check in from across the ocean. I see the Yankees have pieced together a couple wins which is good, but the sharp increase in ninja attacks is cause for alarm. Mussina has turned back the clock. I believe that's 9 wins for him and he leads the team in that category. Maybe he'll get the ever evasive 20 win season he's always wanted. Wang needs to step it up. I wonder if something may be wrong with him. Either way, I hope everyone is doing well. Things are good over here. We've been doing a lot of medical work, which my degree in History from the University of Massachusetts has thoroughly equipped me for. I'm helping to do a presentation on diabetes on Monday. Its going to be awesome. Until later, keep up the gangster.