With Joba Chamberlain's success as Mariano Rivera's set up man, there is some concern about what the Yankees will do when they move Joba to the starting rotation. Without Joba, who will get the ball to Mo? I've got a few ideas:
We could look in house, but we know there's nobody there, so let's look outside the organization.
We could get that monkey who pitched in that movie with Joey from Friends. It's an attractive option since it will put fans in the seats and should throw opposing hitters off their games.
We could require all starters to pitch 8 innings. I think that's what KC did last year.
Can Jeter pitch? Duncan?
We could petition the commissioner's office to shorten games to seven or eight innings. This would definitely solve the problem most of the time.
Any other suggestions?