Monday, May 2, 2011

Homers Lead Way Against Blue Jays

The Good

The Yankees continue their home dominance, having yet to lose a series while in the confines of Yankee Stadium. Teixeira and Granderson both hit home runs. Nova again pitched into the seventh, allowing only two runs, which the Jays scored by magic. Cheating bastards.

The Bad

MLB has refused to look into the serious allegation that the Blue Jays used performance enhancing magic, made first a moment ago here on RJG. This is steroids era willful ignorance all over again.

The Ugly

Experts agree that the use of magic would provide an unfair competitive advantage. Nonetheless, Selig and his cronies refuse to do anything about it. They won't even consider instituting random magic testing, a simple fix which would go a long way toward removing the scourge of magic from Major League Baseball. For shame.

The Kids Go Home Happy

Not because we won, but because they got paid. $4 for the kids thanks to generous donations from Granderson and Teixeira.

Mark Teixeira 7hr = $14
Curtis Granderson 8hr = $16
Russell Martin 6hr = $12
Alex Rodriguez 5hr = $10
Jorge Posada 6hr = $12
Robinson Cano 8hr = $16
Andruw Jones 1hr = $2
Brett Gardner 3hr = $6
Nick Swisher 1hr = $2
Total = $90


Fred Trigger said...

Thought you guys might find this amusing.

Rich Mahogany said...

Mariano Rivera for Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff.

Anonymous said...

Oh Fred, I take offense at anyone comparing Mo's intelligence to Schilling's. It's like comparing a statement by Einstein and by, and by, and by... I can not even finish the sentence.

Fernando Alejandro said...

Fred! Long time! Are you still on the island?

Schilling is a smart guy he's just obnoxious. Kind of like grad students who use big words just to try and sound smart. Take that Roberto! Bam!

Fred Trigger said...

I am, but we are heading up to Miami tomorrow for dockside maintenance. Then I'm heading home to NY for 25 days of vacation.

Rich Mahogany said...

Your statement about Schilling is half right.

Anonymous said...

Saying that Schilling is a smart guy is like saying that the Yankees are a bunch of losers. You know who's smart? Mo, and he is well spoken too.

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