Monday, May 30, 2011

Yanks Try to Build Momentum With Win in Finale

The Good

I'm so late in getting this game review up, that it doesn't really matter what I say. Granted, I make half of this $#!% up anyway, so it never matters anyway. But the Yankees are already playing their next game, so it really doesn't matter today.

The Bad

You've already committed to reading this review, so you're still going. You're saying to yourself, 'maybe he'll say something about the game eventually'. I guess you'll just have to keep reading.

The Ugly

Holy $#!%, are you still reading? WTF is wrong with you?


Someone had a home run but I'm not going to say who. You're just going to have to compare the last two game posts and see whose home run total is different. Bwahaha!

Mark Teixeira 15hr = $30
Curtis Granderson 16hr = $32
Russell Martin 9hr = $18
Alex Rodriguez 9hr = $18
Jorge Posada 6hr = $12
Robinson Cano 10hr = $20
Andruw Jones 4hr = $8
Brett Gardner 3hr = $6
Nick Swisher 3hr = $6
Derek Jeter 2hr = $4
Francisco Cervelli 1hr = $2
Eduardo Nunez 1hr = $2
Total = $152

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