At the behest of one of our loyal readers, we decided to call up one Bronny Cash and discuss the rest of the Yankees' offseason plans over satellite video phone. Here is the transcript:
RJG: Yes, may I speak to Brian please?
RJG: Broooooooooooooooooooooonny Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaash!
BC: Son of a [fined by the FCC]!
RJG: What's up Bronny? Great job with the CC, AJ, and Teix signings. We're all very impressed.
BC: Thank you.
RJG: Our readers want to know, were you wearing a ninja costume while negotiating the Teix deal?
BC: I'm wearing a ninja costume right now.
RJG: Oh [banned in China]! So are you going to trade Matsui and Nady and then sign Manny?
BC: I don't think it's reasonable to expect us to sign CC, AJ, Teix, and Manny.
RJG: Yeah, but you said it wasn't reasonable to expect you to sign CC and Teix. You signed them both plus AJ Burnett.
BC: You callin' me a liar?
RJG: No, I'm calling you dishonest.
BC: How dare you sir?!
RJG: Seriously dude, can you just sign Manny already? It's not that hard. Call him up, say, "Manny, we'll give you three years at $25M per." He'll sign on the spot.
BC: Negotiations are usually more complicated than that.
RJG: You're being dishonest again.
BC: I said good day!
RJG: No you didn't! Are you signing him or not?
BC: Uh, you're breaking up, kshhh, I'm going through a tunnel, I think I'm losing you, kshhh.
RJG: Bronny, you bastard. You're on satellite video phone. I can see your fireplace in the background! Don't hang up on me Bronny! Don't hang up on me!
BC: Kshhhh, you're breaking up. Oh no I lost you. [Click]
There you have it folks. Bronny Cash wears a ninja costume around the house.