An anonymous source has just tipped the RJG off to some shocking new revelations. The anonymous report indicates that Rays manager Joe Maddon may in fact be "douchey", and may have hitmen after Yankees first baseman, Mark Teixeira. Although our source is the first commenter in the previous post, this is the most exciting revelation of the day. In response to the news Maddon had this to say: "No comment." An immediate phone call to Mark Teixeira was not returned, but we suspect that is because he is in hiding from the hitmen pursuing him. We expect this may turn the attention of federal investigators towards Teixeira and Maddon and further delay the A-Rod investigation, which brings further shocking news: Investigators will not be investigating A-Rod any time soon. Further shocking news includes Javier Vazquez's need to improve.
These shocking revelations will need to be enough to get us to the 10pm start time of tonights west coast game.