Wednesday, August 18, 2010

Yankees Win, Not All Hope Is Lost

The Good

CC gave us seven strong innings, which is more than I can say for Robertson, who only gave us one strong inning. Granderson and Cano both homered. A-Rod got treatment on his calf and his replacement had an RBI.

The Bad

An MRI revealed that Andy Pettitte's groin is still broken. Sorry ladies.

The Ugly

It was revealed that Javier Vazquez got his dead arm from repeatedly punching K-Rod's father-in-law in the face. Apparently that guy's a real d@#k.

So That's Where The Outfield Fence Is

Cano and Granderson both went deep. The children are much better off now.

Posada 13hr = $26
Granderson 12hr = $24
Cano 22hr = $44
Swisher 22hr = $44
Jeter 9hr = $18
Johnson 2hr = $4
Rodriguez 21hr = $42
Teixeira 26hr = $52
Thames 4hr = $8
Gardner 5hr = $10
Winn 1hr = $2
Miranda 3hr = $6
Curtis 1hr = $1
Kearns 1hr = $1
Total = $284

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