Yanks Defeated by the Weather

The Good

The bullpen did stuff.

The Bad

I know it rained, but three runs? Really? We're still playing the Royals, right? Aren't we? Answer me! I'm so lonely.

The Ugly

During the rain delay, things got a little tense in the small Kansas City visiting clubhouse. Brett Gardner told Nick Swisher that he sucked at Connect Four, and to suck his Hasbro. This didn't sit well with Swish, who pulled out his travel Connect Four and demanded satisfaction. Swish won with a very clever series of moves, then told Gardner to lick his Milton Bradleys. Thing is, Milton Bradley was actually in the visiting clubhouse, saying he had some unfinished business with a water cooler who had given him lip. When he heard Swish's comment, he wept openly. Everyone else laughed.

No Soup For You!

That's what the kids will hear thanks to the Yankees lack of home run production. Selfish effort all around. Oh, and Ron Washington did cocaine.

Posada 12hr = $24
Granderson 10hr = $20
Cano 21hr = $42
Swisher 22hr = $44
Jeter 9hr = $18
Johnson 2hr = $4
Rodriguez 18hr = $36
Teixeira 26hr = $52
Thames 4hr = $8
Gardner 5hr = $10
Winn 1hr = $2
Miranda 3hr = $6
Curtis 1hr = $1
Kearns 1hr = $1
Total = $270