Tuesday, June 9, 2009

Yankees Take Series Against the Rays

The Good

The Yanks took a series against a division rival. Pettitte had a quality start, though it would still seem that his back is bothering him. He is old, after all. Hughes looked great pitching an inning of scoreless relief. It would seem that the Joba to the bullpen debate is finally over, since we've found our bridge to Mariano in another pitcher who should clearly be a starter.

The Bad

How long it took us to get this game review up. In fairness, I blame a certain someone who said he would do it when he got to the office. Looks like they finally installed site blocking software at the office.

The Ugly

Matsui running the bases is pretty ugly. You just want to say, "Stop, Matsui! Get on the Rascal, don't use your legs." Seriously, get the guy a Segway already. It's like watching your grandfather try to chase neighborhood kids when this guy is running.

Homers for Kids

The Yankees hit four home runs in yesterday's game, meaning children will receive four more dollars from us. The culprits? Teixeira, Damon, Jeter, Swisher, in that order.

Jorge Posada 8hr = $8.00
Hideki Matsui 8hr = $8.00
Derek Jeter 8hr = $8.00
Mark Teixeira 18hr = $18.00
Nick Swisher 12hr = $12.00
Robinson Cano 9hr = $9.00
Johnny Damon 12hr = $12.00
Melky Cabrera 6hr = $6.00
Jose Molina 1hr = $1.00
Alex Rodriguez 8hr = $8.00
Brett Gardner 2hr = $2.00
Total = $92.00

If you are interested in Johnny Damon's Homerun Club or the Children's Health Fund you can find links to both at the top right hand corner of our page.

Monday, June 8, 2009

The 2008 Yankees Did This All The Time

The Good

Another come from behind win, which included RBI's from Cano, Posada and Matsui in the 8th to put us ahead by one run. Chamberlain pitched 6 innings allowing 3 runs, and Aceves and Mariano shut things down there after including a 2 inning 4 strikeout effort from Aceves. Swisher hit a homerun.

The Bad

The Yankees looked like they could mount little against Garza and 4 out of the 9 starting players in the lineup went hitless. Its good that we win games like these.

The Ugly

Another throwing error for Posada, which gives him two in a very short period of time. His throwing game seems to be off.

Respect Jeter's Gangster is for the Children

The "Respect Jeter's Gangster" blog joined Johnny Damon's home run club, which raises money for the Children's Health Fund. We are pledged to donate $1.00 for every homerun the Yankees hit this season. Nickity Swish hit a homerun early to both tie the game, and contribute to the CHF.

Jorge Posada 8hr = $8.00
Hideki Matsui 8hr = $8.00
Derek Jeter 7hr = $7.00
Mark Teixeira 17hr = $17.00
Nick Swisher 11hr = $11.00
Robinson Cano 9hr = $9.00
Johnny Damon 11hr = $11.00
Melky Cabrera 6hr = $6.00
Jose Molina 1hr = $1.00
Alex Rodriguez 8hr = $8.00
Brett Gardner 2hr = $2.00
Total = $88.00

Sunday, June 7, 2009

Yankees Lose When They Should Have Won!

The Good

Sabathia wasn't good, but he lasted 8 innings. The Yankee offense came up with 7 runs against the Rays but failed to take the lead. Teixeira and A-Rod hit homeruns.

The Bad

Mariano Rivera blew the game in a major way. In a tied game he came in and gave up 4 runs. He looked miserable.

The Ugly

Cano is basically a hitting wasteland when it comes to high pressure situations. He had the opportunity to drive in some runs and he didn't come through. Its a common theme I've noticed throughout this season with him. He is awful in the clutch.

Respect Jeter's Gangster is for the Children

The "Respect Jeter's Gangster" blog joined Johnny Damon's home run club, which raises money for the Children's Health Fund. We are pledged to donate $1.00 for every homerun the Yankees hit this season. Teixeira and A-Rod each added a homerun to the cause.

Jorge Posada 8hr = $8.00
Hideki Matsui 8hr = $8.00
Derek Jeter 7hr = $7.00
Mark Teixeira 17hr = $17.00
Nick Swisher 10hr = $10.00
Robinson Cano 9hr = $9.00
Johnny Damon 10hr = $10.00
Melky Cabrera 5hr = $5.00
Jose Molina 1hr = $1.00
Alex Rodriguez 8hr = $8.00
Brett Gardner 2hr = $2.00
Total = $83.00

If you are interested in Johnny Damon's Homerun Club or the Children's Health Fund you can find links to both at the top right hand corner of our page.

Friday, June 5, 2009

Yanks Rained Out

The Good

No one had to deal with self-important security guards at Yankee Stadium, since the game was called nice and early. Further, the Yankees made use of the National Weather Service. Someone has to. We at RJG prefer to divine the weather through games of dice. It works for us.

The Bad

We at RJG had little to do once the game was called. The Yankees clearly have no regard for their devoted bloggers. Boredom set in quickly once the game was called. We spent most of the day playing beer pong, only more beer and less pong. That was our morning. By the time lunch rolled around we were in no shape to watch a ballgame, let alone review one. We thank the Yankees for cancelling today's game at our behest.

The Ugly

Notice how 'The Bad' didn't make any sense? First we criticize the Yankees for calling the game, later we thank them for it and take credit for the cancellation. Okay, partial credit. But still. Not only that, the entire chronology is all sorts of messed up. First we're playing beer pong after the cancellation, then it's morning all of a sudden. That makes no sense. Thanks a lot Yankees.

The Charitable Giving

No Yankees hit any home runs today. Deadbeats.

Jorge Posada 8hr = $8.00
Hideki Matsui 8hr = $8.00
Derek Jeter 7hr = $7.00
Mark Teixeira 16hr = $16.00
Nick Swisher 10hr = $10.00
Robinson Cano 9hr = $9.00
Johnny Damon 11hr = $11.00
Melky Cabrera 6hr = $6.00
Jose Molina 1hr = $1.00
Alex Rodriguez 7hr = $7.00
Brett Gardner 2hr = $2.00
Total = $85.00

If you are interested in Johnny Damon's Homerun Club or the Children's Health Fund you can find links to both at the top right hand corner of our page.

Thursday, June 4, 2009

Yankees Take the Series

The Good

The Yankees, off of some timely hitting by Teixeira, A-Rod (yeah, that A-Rod), and Melky, won the rubber match and took the series from Texas. Wang, in an extended spring training game, went 4.2 innings, giving up 7 hits and 5 runs, all earned. He threw 69 (stop snickering) pitches and built up arm strength. He will next face the Red Sox this coming Tuesday.

The Bad

Wang had all of two innings in him today. After that, he tired and his pitches ended up higher in the zone as a result. That's what the Yankees get for mismanaging his return from the DL. Bronny Cash has some 'splainin to do.

The Ugly

MLB suspended AJ Burnett for six games for throwing at Nelson Cruz, after Vicente Padilla had hit Teixeira twice. Burnett will appeal, and the prevailing wisdom holds that the suspension will be knocked down one game. The umpire handled this situation correctly, choosing not to warn the benches until the Yanks had had a chance to send a message. That's baseball. MLB has handled this situation poorly. Burnett was apparently suspended for violating MLB rule 702(c)(3), which states players are not allowed to have testicles.

The Bombs

The RJG blog has joined Johnny Damon's Home Run Club, pledging $1 for every home run hit by a Yankee this season. Today, Johnny Damon led off the first with a home run (way to get on base so someone could drive you in @$$#*%!), and Melky put the team ahead for good in some other inning with a two run shot of his own.

Jorge Posada 8hr = $8.00
Hideki Matsui 8hr = $8.00
Derek Jeter 7hr = $7.00
Mark Teixeira 16hr = $16.00
Nick Swisher 10hr = $10.00
Robinson Cano 9hr = $9.00
Johnny Damon 11hr = $11.00
Melky Cabrera 6hr = $6.00
Jose Molina 1hr = $1.00
Alex Rodriguez 7hr = $7.00
Brett Gardner 2hr = $2.00
Total = $85.00

If you are interested in Johnny Damon's Homerun Club or the Children's Health Fund you can find links to both at the top right hand corner of our page.

Texas Wins One

The Good

Posada's hamstring appears to not be bothering him so much seeing as he went 2-4 with a homerun. Then again, it could be that he's limiting himself to either homeruns or singles because the hamstring is still bothering him, and he doesn't want to have to run that much. Only time will tell.

Tomko pitched 3 scoreless innings in relief. Robertson also pitched a scoreless inning. That's 4 scoreless innings from our bullpen.

The Bad

Pettitte was quite bad going 5 innings and allowing 4 runs. Whether his back is still hurting him is anyone's guess, but I would guess yes.

The Ugly

We lost, and yes, I know we have to lose sometimes, but it doesn't make it any easier.

Respect Jeter's Gangster is for the Children

The "Respect Jeter's Gangster" blog joined Johnny Damon's home run club, which raises money for the Children's Health Fund. We are pledged to donate $1.00 for every homerun the Yankees hit this season. Posada hit another homerun since returning from hamstring resting vacation, and adds yet another jack to help get children healthy.

Jorge Posada 8hr = $8.00
Hideki Matsui 8hr = $8.00
Derek Jeter 7hr = $7.00
Mark Teixeira 16hr = $16.00
Nick Swisher 10hr = $10.00
Robinson Cano 9hr = $9.00
Johnny Damon 10hr = $10.00
Melky Cabrera 5hr = $5.00
Jose Molina 1hr = $1.00
Alex Rodriguez 7hr = $7.00
Brett Gardner 2hr = $2.00
Total = $83.00

If you are interested in Johnny Damon's Homerun Club or the Children's Health Fund you can find links to both at the top right hand corner of our page.

Wednesday, June 3, 2009

Yankees Win by Blowout

The Good

The Yankees won 12-3 with Jeter and Posada going 3-4 and Posada driving in 4 runs. Burnett pitched a solid 7 innings of 3 run ball, plus Tomko and Veras did not give up the lead.

The Bad

A-Rod sucked yesterday. The only reason he drove in that run was because Mark slid into Adrus so hard. Otherwise it would have been a double play to end the inning.

The Ugly

Mark Teixeira got plunked twice and after the second, he yelled at Texas starter Vicente Padilla. Many began speculating that perhaps their was some animosity between the two from Mark's time in Texas. We at the RJG found out what it was. Apparently when Mark was a rookie there, Padilla had a birthday party, which he invited everyone to except Mark. When he asked Padilla why he didn't get invited, Padilla told him that he looked like a monkey drowning every time he runs. Mark told him he looked like a drunk, which incidentally, he is. Both of them were deeply hurt from this encounter and haven't been friends since.

Respect Jeter's Gangster is for the Children

The "Respect Jeter's Gangster" blog joined Johnny Damon's home run club, which raises money for the Children's Health Fund. We are pledged to donate $1.00 for every homerun the Yankees hit this season. Posada and Matsui both hit homeruns, though Posada was just making up for the fact that he ended the Yankees errorless streak.

Jorge Posada 7hr = $7.00
Hideki Matsui 8hr = $8.00
Derek Jeter 7hr = $7.00
Mark Teixeira 16hr = $16.00
Nick Swisher 10hr = $10.00
Robinson Cano 9hr = $9.00
Johnny Damon 10hr = $10.00
Melky Cabrera 5hr = $5.00
Jose Molina 1hr = $1.00
Alex Rodriguez 7hr = $7.00
Brett Gardner 2hr = $2.00
Total = $82.00

If you are interested in Johnny Damon's Homerun Club or the Children's Health Fund you can find links to both at the top right hand corner of our page.

Tuesday, June 2, 2009

We Can Have Both

Over the last few years there has been a lot of debate over whether Joba should be a starter or a set-up man. Here is an unbiased example of how the debate usually goes:

Fan A: Because he has four major-league ready pitches and can give us innings, we need to give Joba every chance to be a starter. Starting pitching determines post-season viability and that is where Chamberlain's greatest long-term value is.

Fan B: Well I'm drunk and probably of below average intelligence and I say Joba should be in the bullpen. That way we waste his considerable talent. [glug, glug, glug]. Go bullpen! That's where the bulls go.

Fan A: WTF?

Joba's last start, however, should put an end to the debate. Joba was dominant for eight innings, allowing only one run on a solo shot by Victor Martinez. This means that Joba can start and pitch the eighth, setting up Mariano as he did last night. Thus, it would seem this debate is settled. Joba should start and he should continue to pitch through the eighth.

Monday, June 1, 2009

The Greatest Defensive Team Ever Put Together By Brian Cashman

The Good

The Yankees end their road trip 5-2 with another win over the Indians. Joba pitched 8 innings of one-run ball and made a great defensive play, diving to catch a bunt popped up by Kelly Schoppach (?) and then throwing out a runner at second. Mo closed out the game and made an impressive over the shoulder catch and throw to first to end the game. Additionally, Nick the Swish had two doubles. Hopefully he's breaking out of his malaise. With the win, the Yankees broke the record, formerly held by the 2006 Red Sox, for consecutive errorless games played. When asked about it by Kim Jones after the game, Nick Swisher clearly had no idea his team had been closing in on a record. Girardi also claimed to have been unaware of the record when he was asked about it after the game. Way to keep up with the news, Yankees.

The Bad

The Yankees loaded the bases in the sixth with no outs but did not manage to drive in a single run. They couldn't even muster a sac fly, or sac infield single. All in all, they had no sac in the sixth (pun intended, though admittedly, it works better aurally).

The Ugly

After Joba turned his amazing double play in the fifth, he let loose a fist pump, single-handedly ruining the game of baseball. The league officially folded, being denied any TARP funds from a Congress too afraid of the political repercussions of allowing a league that gives a stage to delinquent fist-pumpers to exist. The Yankees will now return home to face Texas in a game of frisbee-golf, since Joba utterly ruined the game of baseball, making it impossible to play ever again. Thanks a lot, fist pump!

Performance Incentives

In a bid to get the Yankees to hit home runs, RJG has joined Johnny Damon's Home Run Club, pledging $1 for every home run hit by a Yankee this season. Unfortunately for children everywhere, no home runs were hit today by the Yankees. I hope they can't sleep tonight.

Jorge Posada 6hr = $6.00
Hideki Matsui 7hr = $7.00
Derek Jeter 7hr = $7.00
Mark Teixeira 16hr = $16.00
Nick Swisher 10hr = $10.00
Robinson Cano 9hr = $9.00
Johnny Damon 10hr = $10.00
Melky Cabrera 5hr = $5.00
Jose Molina 1hr = $1.00
Alex Rodriguez 7hr = $7.00
Brett Gardner 2hr = $2.00
Total = $80.00

If you are interested in Johnny Damon's Homerun Club or the Children's Health Fund you can find links to both at the top right hand corner of our page.

Career Day at the RJG

So you want to be a ball player, but don't have much talent. No need to worry. We at the RJG have your back. At career day with the RJG, we will outline how you can have a major league career, while not being that good a player. There are some positions that are always in demand, and certain positions that teams are always willing to take a chance on despite previous track record. Here is everything you need to know about carving out a career in the majors.

Supplying the Demand

Its no thing for an Alex Rodriguez, Albert Pujols, or Derek Jeter to make a major league career. They have talent. But there's no need to worry because if you follow these steps, you could be calling an Alex Rodriguez, Albert Pujols or Derek Jeter your teammate. First, you need to know what positions are always in demand. These three positions will keep you employed forever: catcher, shortstop/second baseman, and left handed releiver. Lets break down each one.

Catcher

For every Jorge Posada, Joe Mauer, and Geovany Soto in the game, there's probably a dozen Koyie Hill's, Kevin Cash's, and Kelly Stinnet's. The good thing about catchers is that they're typically not expected to be able to hit. This goes double for backup catchers. Though its easily the toughest position in the game, its also the one that's always in need. Every season teams have at least one backup catcher on the team, and one in the minors. For example, the Yankees had Molina on the bench and Kevin Cash in triple A. If you know how to call a game, and have a strong arm, this position could be for you. Even if you can't hit, and you run like you're pulling a tractor.

Shortstop/Second Baseman

This position is a little more complex since it requires more athletecism and agility than most other positions. The good thing is, shortstops and second baseman aren't expected to hit well, which makes a major league career much more tenable for those who aren't so good. Plus, if you're a shortstop or second baseman you can easily be trained to play first or third base. If you do that, you become a utility player, and that will land you a job anywhere. Don't believe me? Just ask Nick Green, Miguel Cairo, and Wilson Betemit.

Left Handed Relievers

There's not many of them, which makes them a luxury. You don't have to be a shut down player either. If you happen to be left handed and throw out of the bullpen, you'll find yourself getting signed year in and year out. The main requirement for this position is of course, being left handed, but you'll get extra points if you can regularly get left handed batters out. Some left handed relievers of note: Ron Villone, Mike Myers, and Scott Schoeneweis.

Prettying Up the Resume

When creating a resume your goal is not just to outline your previous work experience, but also to show a potential employer something that sets you apart from the pack. In baseball, there are a few things that can pretty up your resume, even if you don't have much experience: being a left handed batter, being a switch hitter, and playing multiple positions. If you're stuck on being a right handed hitter, then learning a new position is the way to go. So you're an infielder? Learn to play an outfield spot. You're a catcher? Flash some leather at first. If you're a pitcher, just stick to pitching, but maybe work on your stamina and show that you can be used as a long releiver every now and again. This gives teams more options, and the more options you give a team, the more likely they are to sign you.

Finances of a Baseball Career

The thing about a sports career is that they're undoubtedly short. Where I can work a desk job well past my 60's, extending a baseball career past your 40th birthday can prove tricky. Besides age catching up with you, sometimes you just run out of teams who want to sign you. Perhaps there's a down turn like there was this last season, and carrying an extra catcher or infielder doesn't sound too appealing for a major league club. Well, there's three steps you will want to take to cover your bases (pun intended) and set up a career after you retire.

A Millions A Good Goal

Though most players may call 300 wins or 3000 hits the greatest milestone you can reach, the truth is that the greatest milestone you can reach is free agency. For a fringe player, arbitration is a good goal too, but free agency will generally get you more money. The reason is, once you reach free agency, you are free to shop your services around to any club. Many fringe players find themselves signing with new teams each year, and may spend a whole season in the minors, but hey, at least they're employed. You're biggest goal when you get called up is to stay called up (easier said than done). The major league minimum pay is $390,000 a season. That's the minimum. A good goal to reach is your first $1 million contract. Depending on how you spend your first million, you could seriously set your family up for a long time. As long as you don't try to keep up with the Jeter's, you can make that money last.

Making a Million Count

Just think about it: $1 million may look more like $600,000 after you pay your agent and your taxes. The first step is to get any idea of living in New York city, or in any city for that matter out of your head. If you're a fringe player, you may not even be playing next season, so you have to be smart. Now, I'm going to assume that you want to be smart with your money, but that hanging out with major leaguers all the time will compel you to spend more than say, me. No problem. With $600,000, you can easily buy a nice house for $300,000. Not in New York mind you, but down south and in mid west, $300,000 goes a long way house wise. Now lets say that you pour $30,000 into the house to fix it up, and install a batting cage. Lets also say that you decide to buy yourself and your wife a lower level luxury car for $35,000 a piece. You've now spent $400,000. Let's also say you set aside $50,000 for each of your two kids college funds, and tell them that they're going to a public school. You have $100,000 left in the bank for the year, and you have your house, cars, and children's colleges paid for. If you've carved your existance in the minors making minor league money, your first million could really secure you and your family for a long time. Just think about how much money and time we normally spend paying mortgages and car notes. What normally would take 30 years to pay took you one paycheck, and you could easily go cheaper.

No Team Will Sign Me What Should I Do?

The great thing about baseball is that its slowly growing abroad. If you're willing to travel, playing in Japan is a great option, and in some cases could be more lucrative. Just ask Darrell Rasner the former Yankees starter, and current Tohoku Rakuten Golden Eagles pitcher. After a few seasons riding the Scranton shuttle, Rasner signed for a guaranteed $1.2 million in Japan for 2 years, with the potential to make $3.5 million from incentives. Not a bad deal. Now not everyone will get a deal like this, but if you can sign over seas, its at least a job, and some income coming your way.

I Want to Retire, What's Next?

Lets say you spent 10 years carving an existance in baseball, and made $2.5 million in that time. Though its small when compared to other players salaries, its way more than most of us would make in 40 years. If you've been smart with your money, you can make it last. Especially when you don't have to pay a mortgage, a car note, and have your children's colleges paid for. However, there's some extra jobs you can take even after your playing career is over.

Many former players become managers, and instructors for minor league teams. If you're good teaching and handling a clubhouse, this would be a good position for you. Are you willing to travel, and speak spanish? Look for jobs as an instructor at one of the many baseball schools in Latin America. Have a keen eye for talent? Talk to your front office about pursuing a career as a scout. If all that fails, hire yourself out as a personal coach. Advertise yourself as a former player with big league experience. You can charge between $100 - $500 an hour easily, and you can put that batting cage you installed in your house to work. If you pick up a few clients and work 20 hours a week, that's $2000 at least, which is about $104,000 a year. I bet you could find a way to live off that. If you were part of a championship team, you can spin that into speaking engagements and guest appearances for many years to come. If you're living in your hometown, do a few commercial spots for the local furniture store.

One more important thing. While you're in the majors, make as many friends as you can. Especially with the wealthier ball players. You may suddenly find yourself on yachts and golf outings that you paid nothing for.

So there you have it. You can make a career in the majors even if you're not the best player to live. Of course, none of this information is reliable since we are not a career service, have no major league experience, and basically pulled everything out of our rears, but hey, its Monday.