Saturday, August 1, 2009

Yanks Drop Third Straight

The Good

The 2004 Red Sox are quickly turning into the 2003 Texas Rangers. Nomar is definitely on that list. I don't mean to take so much pleasure in this, but it's all I'm left with after today's game.

The Bad

The Yankees were beat like circus animals who misperformed in front of the circus owners. 4-14? Seriously? You'll never jump through a flaming hoop in this town again!

The Ugly

Animal cruelty. It is neither funny nor a source of humor. Shame on you RJG!

Today's edition of 'The Ugly' drafted by our very own Bucky the Bear.

The Athletic Feat Named After an Epic Poet

The Yankees didn't deserve to hit any home runs today and they didn't. I for one would be angry to know we would have to pay money as a result of this game, even if it was for children.

Jorge Posada 13hr = $13.00
Hideki Matsui 15hr = $15.00
Derek Jeter 11hr = $11.00
Mark Teixeira 26hr = $26.00
Nick Swisher 17hr = $17.00
Robinson Cano 16hr = $16.00
Johnny Damon 17hr = $17.00
Melky Cabrera 9hr = $9.00
Jose Molina 1hr = $1.00
Alex Rodriguez 19hr = $19.00
Brett Gardner 3hr = $3.00
Francisco Cervelli 1hr = $1.00
Eric Hinske 5hr = $5.00
Total = $153.00

If you are interested in Johnny Damon's Homerun Club or the Children's Health Fund you can find links to both at the top right hand corner of our page.


Ruthie J said...

sad indeed...thats what they get for sending dunks down =(...but seriously why start ransom at first?i dont remember him there last year, and swish has play 1st this year... not that a few position changes would of helped get sloppy on the feild..the scoreboard won't be too kind..../awwww Bucky The Bear is down with PETA..that means you guys can mess with him all day while the yanks are loseing...he can't eat you..atleast someones lucking out today =/ ya buckky *\o/*

Fernando Alejandro said...

Yeah, the idea of stacking right handed bats doesn't make any sense. Here's a simple rule: never keep Matsui and Damon out of a lineup that has Cody Ransom and Jerry Hairston Jr. in it.

anonymous number two said...

Respect Jeter's (Steroid-Free) Gangster.