WTF?

The Good

Burnett pitched a complete game, allowing only one run.

The Bad

Burnett pitched a complete game, allowing only one run. We lost today because Burnett couldn't find his stuff early and now they're laughing at us in Kansas City. Laughing.

The Ugly

The Yankees once again were made to look like a little league team when facing a rookie nobody with no record of success against anyone. And I don't mean one of those fake little league teams you see on ESPN filled with 15 year olds. I mean real little league teams. The ones where one of the outfielders is always sitting down during at bats, the gloves don't quite fit the hands, and no throw ever reaches its intended base. That's what we were made to look like last night and now they're laughing at us in Kansas City. Laughing.

You Know Who's Not Laughing?

. . . The children; who were again denied by a line up of selfish millionaires.

Posada 13hr = $26
Granderson 11hr = $22
Cano 21hr = $42
Swisher 22hr = $44
Jeter 9hr = $18
Johnson 2hr = $4
Rodriguez 21hr = $42
Teixeira 26hr = $52
Thames 4hr = $8
Gardner 5hr = $10
Winn 1hr = $2
Miranda 3hr = $6
Curtis 1hr = $1
Kearns 1hr = $1
Total = $280