Wednesday, November 12, 2008

This Just In: Pete Abe Easily Impressed

Now let me begin by saying that I love Pete Abe. He's one of my best friends. Actually, I don't know him but his is the first place I check for Baseball news when Bronny Cash refuses to answer my video satellite phone calls.

But Pete Abe linked to this article over on Yahoo, describing it as a "funny take."

Here's the thing, this article isn't even remotely funny. Not at all. My brother's transcript, which I might add we had to fight four ninja's to get, was way funnier. We got no mention. But this piece of crap (from a comedic standpoint) gets a link in what is probably the most read Yankee blog linked on other Yankee blogs. WTF? If you describe something as funny, it should actually be funny. This article was not funny, not even moderately funny. I didn't even chuckle lightly. In conclusion, this article was not funny.

I just heard on the FAN that the Yanks haven't even contacted Pettitte yet. Is it just a matter of time before Houston scoops him up? I suspect yes. Why, you ask? Because I do, I don't need evidence, and that's how I roll.

11 comments:

http://janeheller.mlblogs.com said...

I saw that on Pete's blog and thought of you guys. You did that phone call with CC first and yours was definitely funnier. Not fair!

Roberto Alejandro said...

Thank you Jane, it was quite the injustice.

Alex said...

Ouch, yea i also saw his fake conversation... and i just couldnt stop thinking of how bad it was in comparison to others that i've seen... hehe.

Anonymous said...

yeah, that wasn't funny at all. i like yours better. because really, the yahoo one is not funny. at all.

Fernando Alejandro said...

I didn't even really think mine was funny, but after reading that one I think mine is hilarious.

Roberto Alejandro said...

it's settled. that yahoo article blows.

Anonymous said...

I'll admit I gave the guy over at yahoo sports props on my site as well. However they are not nearly as funny as you guys now that I have read your blog Im adding it to my blogroll check mine out and feel free to do the same.Yankeeguy.blogspot.com

raven said...

To be honest, I won't mind seeing Dandy Andy pitch for Mr. T in Dodger Blue.
But he deserves to end his career in Pinstripes with a standing ovation from all the fans at the new Yankees Stadium.

Bucky7588 said...

ya, Andy is getting shafted right now. Just sign him and stop playing games. It took two days last year to resign him, it won't be that hard.

Anonymous said...

2. "Will you please stop spritzing me with your damn cologne, nancy boy?"

That line alone defeats your premise. (While the rest pretty much support you.)

Fernando Alejandro said...

Yankeeguy, are you sure you gave me the right link? It takes me to a site that was last updated in July and has no blog roll. I'd be happy to add you, just let me know!

Pettitte will be a Yankee, they're just figuring out how much to give him. At $16 million last year, he was way over paid.