Now let me begin by saying that I love Pete Abe. He's one of my best friends. Actually, I don't know him but his is the first place I check for Baseball news when Bronny Cash refuses to answer my video satellite phone calls.
But Pete Abe linked to this article over on Yahoo, describing it as a "funny take."
Here's the thing, this article isn't even remotely funny. Not at all. My brother's transcript, which I might add we had to fight four ninja's to get, was way funnier. We got no mention. But this piece of crap (from a comedic standpoint) gets a link in what is probably the most read Yankee blog linked on other Yankee blogs. WTF? If you describe something as funny, it should actually be funny. This article was not funny, not even moderately funny. I didn't even chuckle lightly. In conclusion, this article was not funny.
I just heard on the FAN that the Yanks haven't even contacted Pettitte yet. Is it just a matter of time before Houston scoops him up? I suspect yes. Why, you ask? Because I do, I don't need evidence, and that's how I roll.