The Yankees signed Chan Ho Park some time ago, but nothing seemed official until he finally showed up in camp a few days back. Park met with the media to reveal what he had been doing in this time, but unfortunately showed up sloppy drunk.
"Who wants to fight me?! You?! Huh!!?! I love all of you." Explained Park.
When asked where he's been and what he's been doing over the past few days, Park slurred:
"You want to ask questions?! There will be trouble to pay! You sir! Pass me the Heineken."
When asked if he was excited to play for the Yankees, Park harnessed every ounce of sobriety left in his body and regained his composure.
"(Expletive Deleted) you!"
It appears Park is excited to pitch this season.