The Yankees signed Chan Ho Park some time ago, but nothing seemed official until he finally showed up in camp a few days back. Park met with the media to reveal what he had been doing in this time, but unfortunately showed up sloppy drunk.
"Who wants to fight me?! You?! Huh!!?! I love all of you." Explained Park.
When asked where he's been and what he's been doing over the past few days, Park slurred:
"You want to ask questions?! There will be trouble to pay! You sir! Pass me the Heineken."
When asked if he was excited to play for the Yankees, Park harnessed every ounce of sobriety left in his body and regained his composure.
"(Expletive Deleted) you!"
It appears Park is excited to pitch this season.
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Park just feels guilty for driving so many Rangers fans to drink.
The other anonymous wins.
Hopefully that won't be the case for Yankee fans.
Oddly, Kyle Farnsworth said the exact same words when he appeared in Royals camp.
Yeah, but he was sober.
Remember when Farnsworth got traded and he was crying? I still feel bad for him, despite his inconsistency while in our bullpen.
How could I forget? Farnsworth made it ok for Yankees to weep.
And now they do...religiously it would seem.
Also, Farnsworth named his son "Stone." He deserves no sympathy from us.
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