Sox Beat Up CC

The Good

The kids will walk away with some cash after this game.

The Bad

So will the Yankees. That's bull$#!%. They should forfeit their pay for that game after the way they played. Seven earned runs allowed by CC? Seven? He didn't even pitch that many innings! #@$& him!

The Ugly

They're laughing at us in Boston right now. Laughing! Why? Because we lost to John Lackey, that's why.

At Least Some Good Came Out of It

For somebody else anyway. Teixeira's home run in the 8th inning nets another $2 for the kids, despite being completely pointless. We don't judge.

Mark Teixeira 32hr = $64
Curtis Granderson 28hr = $56
Russell Martin 12hr = $24
Alex Rodriguez 13hr = $26
Jorge Posada 9hr = $18
Robinson Cano 18hr = $36
Andruw Jones 6hr = $12
Brett Gardner 4hr = $8
Nick Swisher 14hr = $28
Derek Jeter 4hr = $8
Francisco Cervelli 1hr = $2
Eduardo Nunez 3hr = $6
Ramiro Pena 1hr = $2
Eric Chavez 1hr = $2
Total = $292