Saturday, February 23, 2013

Yankees Beat The Braves

The Yankees beat the Braves. What is this '96? Yes. We won, and Cano hit a home run. That home run cost us $30 Million a year in future contracts, but still, it was worth it.

Baseball is interesting again. Francisco Cervelli threw out a runner. The runner was on PEDs so it's fair. Then Jeter hung out in Tampa in his mega mansion. Awesome. Then A-Rod went down to Miami to continue his rehab. And do PEDs so it's fair. Awesome.

Posada's all like, "I'm not coming out of retirement." More news! Spring Training is the best.


Rich Mahogany said...

Granderson's right (throwing) arm was broken by a pitch today. The Yankees will have to rely on their exciting crop of outfield prospects, headlined by Melky Mesa and no one, to replace him.

Roberto E. Alejandro said...

That really blows. Oh well, I guess that opens up a roster spot for me if I want to make a late push into a major league career.

Rich Mahogany said...

Your future is at catcher, Roberto.

Last night I dreamed that Posada returned to play second base for the Yankees, and was competent at the position. In related news, my subconscious knows absolutely nothing about baseball.