Thursday, May 29, 2008

Alarming News For All Humanity

I just saw a terrifying headline at NYTimes.com. Apparently, monkeys have learned to control robots with their thoughts. For millenia homo sapiens have been at the top of the food chain, using our advanced weapons technology to keep all up and comers at bay. But now, with this turn of events, I fear our time has ended. We can fight monkeys no problem, but monkeys controlling robots? That may be a threat we are unable to overcome. God help us all.

[sorry, it's an off day]

3 comments:

anonymous number 2 said...

I guess this helps explain the spam robots issue.

raven said...

And before you know it they have monkeys for starters.

Roberto Alejandro said...

I actually saw a movie once where a monkey was a starter. I think it was called, "The Carl Pavano Story, on Lifetime" but I can't be sure.