Mark Melancon is one of those guys who could kill your whole family in front of you while repeatedly yelling "I'm Mark Melancon!" and you still wouldn't know who he is. I searched for him on MLB.com but the query only returned a "who's Mark Melancon?" from the search engine. Nonetheless, Melancon is one of those highly touted prospects expected to be dominant. Most of his dominance will be related to hitters being completely confused as to why the Yankees are letting a random audience member pitch to them.
Somebody will spot Mark Melancon on a New York street and recognize him. Melancon's ego will balloon out of proportion. He becomes utterly unbearable. Every time a veteran player hands him something, he signs it and hands it back. Then he goes out to a trendy night club but the bouncer doesn't let him in. He loudly and obnoxiously announces that he is 'Mark Melancon, Pitcher.' The bouncer and everyone in line collectively utters, "Who the #*&%$ is Mark Melancon?" Melancon weeps.
Little Known Melancon Fact:
Mark Melancon originally planned to become a famous musician, but then another musician stole his stage name, Eminem, and Melancon was forced to turn to sports.