Yanks Drop Opener Against the Jays

The Good

Robinson Cano had two home runs.

The Bad

The Jays had two home runs as a team. But they got five runs for their two home runs while we only got two runs for ours. That's bull$#!%. It should be the same exchange rate for everybody.

The Ugly

After the game, Garcia explained that he couldn't throw strikes. "I couldn't throw strikes," said Garcia. "It's not that my control was off, but I made a bet with Swish that I could beat the Jays without throwing a single ball over the plate. Almost. I almost pulled it off."

Won't Somebody Please Think of the Children

Yes. Cano will. Two home runs. $4 more.

Mark Teixeira 6hr = $12
Curtis Granderson 7hr = $14
Russell Martin 6hr = $12
Alex Rodriguez 5hr = $10
Jorge Posada 6hr = $12
Robinson Cano 8hr = $16
Andruw Jones 1hr = $2
Brett Gardner 3hr = $6
Nick Swisher 1hr = $2
Total = $86