From an article in the New York Times:
"If the bill passes — the news agency Reuters predicts it will — it would become illegal in Spain to kill apes except in self-defense."
So if you're strolling down a street in Spain and you're attacked by an ape, feel free to kill it. But if you're strolling down a street in Spain and simply come across an ape, you better leave it alone. It's a good thing this bill has been proposed. Since, coming across apes is so common on the Iberian Peninsula and all.
What does this have to do with baseball you ask? Why don't you feel free to shut yourself up, I answer.