As the Yankees and Red Sox begin another series at Fenway we should all take a moment to remind ourselves of a few things. The Red Sox are not pure evil, but they are evil. Fenway is not as nice as Yankee Stadium, that's why we got the all-star game and they only got to manage it (losers!). Sometimes, when David Ortiz gets hungry, he demands to be fed the children of the Boston villagers. Seeing as most Bostonians are unfit parents, they really don't mind. Also, before every game, Derek Jeter provides new textbooks for a struggling public school. Posada helps clean up animals covered in oil from the Exxon-Valdez spill, which everyone knows was caused when Larry Lucchino's Yacht crashed into the otherwise sound oil transportation vessel.