Friday, July 25, 2008

Yankees-Red Sox Propaganda

As the Yankees and Red Sox begin another series at Fenway we should all take a moment to remind ourselves of a few things. The Red Sox are not pure evil, but they are evil. Fenway is not as nice as Yankee Stadium, that's why we got the all-star game and they only got to manage it (losers!). Sometimes, when David Ortiz gets hungry, he demands to be fed the children of the Boston villagers. Seeing as most Bostonians are unfit parents, they really don't mind. Also, before every game, Derek Jeter provides new textbooks for a struggling public school. Posada helps clean up animals covered in oil from the Exxon-Valdez spill, which everyone knows was caused when Larry Lucchino's Yacht crashed into the otherwise sound oil transportation vessel.

Play Ball!

4 comments:

Fred Trigger said...

Nice of Jeter to help out after Tek, Lugo, and Manny burned down that nursery school (Mannys knees hurt after all the ground balls jeter hit at him trying to foil the attempt.

Fernando Alejandro said...

I'm glad someone kept up with the "Jeter Strikes Back" story series.

Roberto Alejandro said...

That's pretty impressive memory Fred. I guess Manny can't stand the thought of hitting against his hometown team anymore.

Fred Trigger said...

I think my favorite part of the series, was visions of Bud Selig wearing the oversized hulk fists.