Before we got back to baseball tomorrow, we thought it was appropriate to check in with everyone's favorite GM, the man in black (ninja costume that is), Mr. Bronny Cash. The following is a transcript of our conversation:
RJG: Watchamadoin Bronny?!
BC: Oh great, my caller I.D. isn't working again.
RJG: Good to hear your voice too, Bronny. So, how quickly will you be packing up Joba and shipping him off to Toronto for Roy Halladay?
BC: Well I can't really comment on any other team's players but we always keep an eye out for anything that will make our team better, though I am absolutely happy with how our team the way it is constituted right now.
RJG: Yeah, and Bubba Crosby will be your starting center fielder. Come on Bronny, give us the dirt, are you trying to make a move for Halladay or what?
BC: You know I can't tell you that, it's illegal.
RJG: Selling drugs is illegal, Bronny. Talking about another team's players is against baseball rules. What are they going to do, keep you out of the hall?
BC: I can't discuss any trades.
RJG: Alright, alright. Can you at least tell me whether or not you've been wearing your ninja costume more frequently as of late?
BC: I can confirm that, yes, though that always happens this time of year.
BC: So I hear you have a bear working security now. How's that working out for you?
RJG: Oh, Bucky? He's cool. He kind of eats a lot though. Luckily RJG qualifies for a government farm subsidy, which helps defray the costs.
BC: How'd you qualify for that?
RJG: Honestly, the way our government is obsessed with farmers, you pretty much qualify if you have a potted plant you're willing to eat. But back to business, Bronn Bronn. This team, which you put together, has struggled against contending teams. What are your plans to turn that around?
BC: You know I can't discuss trades.
BC: What did you say?!
RJG: It's not all about you, Bronny.
There you have it folks, the deeply private Brian Cashman will consider anything that makes his team better. Oh the insights!