Monday, June 21, 2010

Marky T in the Place to Be

The Good

In what was billed as the greatest left handed matchup in baseball history since Auto Von Lefty took on Fighting Joe Southpaw in World War I's Germany vs. America baseball classic, CC Sabathia pitched 8 shutout innings. Mariano closed it with a scoreless inning of his own.

Santana generally pitched okay, with the exception of an unfortunate inning where Gardner hit a single, Jeter followed up with an infield single, and Swisher on the first pitch laid out a drag bunt, confusing every infielder on the Mets, and forcing them to botch the out at first. With Swisher safe, and the bases loaded, Marky T remembered how much he truly loved the children, and hit a homerun just for them.

Also, Cervelli hit a triple which was pretty cool.

The Bad

Lady Gaga is now barred from the Yankees clubhouse after losses. After wins she can still have her whiskey there.

The Ugly

Posada was DHing yesterday, and he decided that that was the perfect opportunity for him to argue with the umps like never before. Getting in the umpires face after a strikeout call, Posada told him that he saw him blasting Lady Gaga's Alejandro before the game to get pumped up. The umpire wept.

Respect Jeter's Gangster is for the Children

For a second consecutive day, Mark Teixeira has shown his love for the children by hitting another homerun. Have you hit a homerun today? No? Well donate to the children, AND tell them that you were referred by the RJG blog, and you will automatically be entered into a raffle for tickets to the Red Sox vs. Yankees game on August 7. You still won't have hit any homeruns, but at least then you'll feel better about yourself.

Posada 9hr = $18
Granderson 6hr = $12
Cano 14hr = $28
Swisher 11hr = $22
Jeter 8hr = $16
Johnson 2hr = $4
Rodriguez 8hr = $16
Teixeira 12hr = $24
Thames 2hr = $4
Gardner 3hr = $6
Winn 1hr = $2
Miranda 2hr = $4
Total = $156


Rich Mahogany said...

Could an ARod-Lady Gaga coupling be far off? I think the stars are aligned. Think of the Brangelina type naming possibilities!

I enjoyed that Girardi put his hand over Posada's mouth as Posada complained about the strikeout. That is like putting your hand over a bear's mouth, afte covering it with honey no less.

Teixeira is quietly putting together a season that is merely disappointing rather than being a humiliating disgrace.

Fernando Alejandro said...

Yeah, I agree with all three assesments. LadyRodga is my vote.

I suspect Teixeira will go on an epic tear in July. One that will make women cheer and men swoon, not the other way around.