Sunday, June 27, 2010

Yanks Split First Two Games With Dodgers

The Good

Sabathia and A-Rod have justified their giant contracts, replete with ponies, private jets, fast cars, and unnecessary bonuses. Cano still leads the majors in batting average, and Jeter is still the captain.

The Bad

Remember when AJ could pitch? April seems like such a long time ago.

The Ugly

After A-Rod hit his home run in the first game of the series, he went and sat down in the Dodger's dugout, right next to Joe Torre. He then turned to Torre and said, "Oh wait, I'm sorry. I play for a winner now." He then put his thumb and index finger in the shape of an 'L' squarely on his forehead. Torre calmly responded, "Whatever A-Fraud. Why don't you go walk on Dallas Braden's mound the way Jeter would never do. Oh. And that haircut doesn't make you look like Jeter." A-Rod bit hard, trying to hold it back, but the tears flowed anyways.

The Raffle

A-Rod hit one in the first game, Teix in the second. It seems that our three and four hitters may finally be coming to life. Figuratively that is. They've been literally alive all season. Do you also want to have the sort of incredible run that makes people think you're figuratively coming to life? Then sign up for our raffle. Click here for details.

Posada 9hr = $18
Granderson 7hr = $14
Cano 14hr = $28
Swisher 11hr = $22
Jeter 8hr = $16
Johnson 2hr = $4
Rodriguez 9hr = $18
Teixeira 13hr = $26
Thames 2hr = $4
Gardner 3hr = $6
Winn 1hr = $2
Miranda 2hr = $4
Total = $160


Rob B said...

You're showing A-Rod with 9 HRs in your HR count. Doesn't he have 10?

Roberto E. Alejandro said...

You are right my friend, he does have 10, but someone has to take him down a notch or his ego will explode into a superego and then mad with power Cano will have to destroy him.