The War With PNC Is Over

Though some guerilla action and spurts of violence may still occur, the greater war with the Scranton Yankees has concluded. It mainly concluded when I woke up on Tuesday and realized that I really didn't care that much. It was further concluded when I found Mike Tyson's Punch Out online and have been playing non-stop. The outcome of the war is this: I would return to the Scranton area to have Yuengling with the locals, but never to visit PNC Park. PNC Park has been added to my ban list, which already boasts US Airways. I've also taken on rain dancing to ensure that PNC park is never used again, but I don't think my two-step is working. So, in conclusion, never visit PNC Park, but get some beer in Scranton. Also, if you're going to fly, don't use US Airways. It may cost you your life.