Saturday, June 11, 2011

Yanks Take Series, Lose Pitcher

The Good

Two wins and some feistiness to boot! Joe Girardi yelled at some other guy who was also a manager. A-Rod and Granderson have home runs in each of the last two games, and Teixeira had one today. Also, Colon has yet to blow out his arm.

The Bad

Colon has, however, managed to blow out his hammy. Time for a more strenuous cardio program perhaps? Or a less strenuous doughnut eating program? Only time will tell, but the DL seems likely.

The Ugly

Over the course of the last five games, every Yankee player has been hit by a pitch at least once. They're starting to think it's intentional, but I think they're just being paranoid.

The Kids Get Some Help

Five home runs the last two games. Two each for Granderson and A-Rod. One for Teixeira.

Mark Teixeira 19hr = $38
Curtis Granderson 20hr = $40
Russell Martin 9hr = $18
Alex Rodriguez 13hr = $26
Jorge Posada 6hr = $12
Robinson Cano 12hr = $24
Andruw Jones 4hr = $8
Brett Gardner 3hr = $6
Nick Swisher 5hr = $10
Derek Jeter 2hr = $4
Francisco Cervelli 1hr = $2
Eduardo Nunez 1hr = $2
Total = $184

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Beating Cleveland does not make up for what happened with Boston.

Rich Mahogany said...

0-8 to start the season against Boston in 2009. Just repeat it like a mantra.

Anonymous said...

LOL.