Sunday, September 4, 2011

Yanks Go for Sweep, Decide to Bludgeon Opponent with Broom Handle Instead

The Good

19 wins for Sabathia. Bautista was held to only one home run while the Yankees managed three (one each for Jeter, A-Rod, and Swish). The Yankees also scored nine runs as a team. Because you win as a team.

The Bad

Somebody, somewhere in the stands went to get concessions and brought his girlfriend the wrong thing. He felt really bad about it.

The Ugly

When Bautista hit his Major League leading 40th home run, Granderson vowed revenge. Someone pointed out to him that he could just hit 2 more home runs, but he chose revenge anyway.

Hacks for Stacks (of Cash)

Three home runs today means $6 more for the kids. Yay!

Mark Teixeira 35hr = $70
Curtis Granderson 38hr = $76
Russell Martin 17hr = $34
Alex Rodriguez 15hr = $30
Jorge Posada 12hr = $24
Robinson Cano 23hr = $46
Andruw Jones 11hr = $22
Brett Gardner 6hr = $12
Nick Swisher 22hr = $44
Derek Jeter 5hr = $10
Francisco Cervelli 3hr = $6
Eduardo Nunez 4hr = $8
Ramiro Pena 1hr = $2
Eric Chavez 1hr = $2
Total = $386


That's right, I said 'Yay'. What are you going to do about it?!

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