RJG: Hey Brian, it's me.
BC: Oh. I haven't heard from you in a long time . . .
RJG: Yeah, yeah. I've, um, been busy. The blog and the . . . ah . . . typing . . . you know how it is.
BC: No, yeah, it's just that, I thought I would've heard from you by now, I mean it seems like you have time to post updates . . .
RJG: Are you seriously going to do this to me right now?! The busiest time of year is coming up and I'm trying to talk to you and this is what you're going to do?! You're going to nag me?!
BC: First of all, the busiest time of year for you is the offseason, when you make up and then call me to suggest completely inane and stupid trades and free agent signings! Second of all, I know you've been responding to comments by Rich Mahogany! You don't think I read the comments section?! Do you know how embarrassing that is for me?! My friends read your blog!
RJG: This again?! Really?! I told you, I have to respond to Rich as part of my blogging duties! I can't keep having this conversation . . .
BC: Why don't you go comment about it to your whore?!
RJG: Whoa, that is not fair! Rich is a loving and decent human being! At least he comments on our blog! You've never commented! Never!
BC: How could you do this to me!
RJG: You're smothering me!
BC: I don't even know who you are anymore!
RJG: Look, I think I just need some space right now.
BC: You haven't talked to me since last March! That was over six months ago!
RJG: What are you, Tayler Swift now?! Are we never ever getting back together again ever?!
BC: How dare you demean my favorite contemporary country artist?!
RJG: I need to go . . .
BC: Fine, just go and comment with your little blog friends! See if I care!
RJG: Fine! See you in six months?
BC: Yeah, I'll be around. Good talk.
RJG: Yeah, this was nice.
There you have it folks! Brian Cashman feels very good about this team heading into the ALDS against Baltimore.
"Loving and decent"? "Human being"? Now I know you're making some of this stuff up. Just not the parts about the Yankees.
One has to tread carefully when dealing with a jealous GM.
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