Saturday, October 10, 2009

Interesting Game Three Twist

The fact that we have a chance to sweep the ALDS against no other than Carl Pavano may add an interesting tinge of "oh yeah, we gotta do this," for many a fan. We all know Pavano's history with the Yankees. Back in the winter of 2004, he signed a $40M contract worth $40M. Then he took all that money, created credit-default swaps, invested heavily in those derivatives, thereby convincing others to do the same, and then drove the global economy into the crapper. He then tried to bury a Red Sox jersey in the new Yankee Stadium during construction. I'm pretty sure it was him who prescribed Michael Jackson all those pain killers (he would have a healthy supply after all, considering his frequent injuries), but I can't prove it yet. Now the Yanks have a chance to get back at him, which was Joe Girardi's main goal when he agreed to take the Yankees managerial position. It should be an interesting game 3.

4 comments:

Ruthie said...

thankx RJG, i literally LOL'd...so PavSUCKo is to blame for the recession and micheal jacksons death??...hmmm sounds about right to me.. i cant stand him or his porn stache and i hope we just embarassed the hell out of him. uhhhg!..should definately be an intresting game 3!

Roberto E. Alejandro said...

I'm looking forward to it Ruthie. People definitely haven't been paying enough attention to all of Pavano's evil deeds and we're happy we could shed some light on them.

Raven King said...

Speaking of porn stache, have you noticed the Big G's brand new Rocky Mountain Style 'Stache?

Roberto E. Alejandro said...

That's better than the one he had on the Yankees.