Wow

12 innings, six runs, and one old lady kicked by Joe Mauer. Now that the Twins have old lady kicked their way into the postseason, they have to fly their arses all the way to the South South Bronx in order to face the most menacing group of Bombers in nine years. I don't envy them. Besides, New York old ladies don't mess around, so I don't expect Mauer to be a major factor. Here's to game one on game day because I can't order the game on mlb.com as a non US resident (bastards!).