Saturday, July 3, 2010

Pensive 'Pen Destroys AJ's Outing

The Good

AJ went 6.2 shut out innings.

The Bad

Prior to anyone warming up, Joba had posed the following question to his fellow relief pitchers in the bullpen: If Jeter is gangster in the woods, and there is no one around to respect it, is he still gangster?

The Ugly

Joba and his fellow relievers were so troubled by the question, by the very thought of Jeter's gangster existing in a wooded vacuum where it could be respected by nobody, that they completely imploded. That, kids, is why philosophy is so dangerous.

Not Today

No home runs were hit in this game, as our only run came on a sac-fly by A-Rod. Raffle.

Posada 9hr = $18
Granderson 7hr = $14
Cano 16hr = $32
Swisher 13hr = $26
Jeter 8hr = $16
Johnson 2hr = $4
Rodriguez 12hr = $24
Teixeira 13hr = $26
Thames 2hr = $4
Gardner 3hr = $6
Winn 1hr = $2
Miranda 2hr = $4
Total = $176


Anonymous said...

Best. Post. Ever.

Sucks that we lost though.

Roberto E. Alejandro said...

Thank you, Anonymous. It does suck that we lost, but sometimes we must make sacrifices for the life of the mind.