When police arrived Woods was sprawled out on the lawn, going in and out of consciousness. The crash was at a relatively low speed, as the airbags didn't even deploy. Other indications that he wasn't going that fast are that he didn't even get past his neighbor's tree, so he couldn't have been going very fast even if he wanted to if that was all the distance he'd managed to travel.
Now it's being reported that his wife was pissed about a series of reports detailing an affair Tiger Woods was having with some woman no one's ever heard of (which, if you're Tiger Woods and going to have an affair, a woman no one's ever heard of sounds about right).
There was once a time when women married to public figures who had affairs used to stand by
Of course, that all ended when Gov. Mark Sanford of South Carolina admitted his affair. Jenny Sanford was not at her husband's press conference, then she threw him out of his own house (damn, that's gangster. She lives by herself in the governor's mansion and she's not even the governor).
But it seems Mrs. Woods has taken it to another level. You don't start slipping out of consciousness from a 15 mph car accident, you slip out of consciousness when you're pissed off Swedish wife goes upside your head with a golf club (be glad Woods wasn't a world famous hunter). Not only did Woods get chased out his own house, he may have gotten his ass beat on his own front lawn. And people say the feminist movement is dead.
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