Friday, March 7, 2008

Don't Do Drugs AND Gamble

According to Peter Abraham, the Yankees will have their annual don't do drugs or gamble meeting today. Over at the "Respect Jeter's Gangster" blog headquarters, we found out that the meeting is actually the don't do drugs AND gamble meeting. They're a bad combination. Players start doing some drugs, then suddenly those $10,000 black chips look like the $1 navy blue chips, and they end up betting away their spot in the lineup to whoever wins. How do you think we ended up with Tony Womack in '05? So let this be a lesson: don't do drugs and gamble. Nobody wins. Well, except for maybe Tony Womack.


Broken Arrow said...

Soo... I won't be seeing any players at the high limit tables at the Seminole Hard Rock later tonight, drinks in hand? Drats!

Anonymous said...

It's not a bad idea to make a bet on who's gonna be our first base man when you're high.

Fernando Alejandro said...

Sorry. No baseball players at the tables. At least not while they're high.

As for the first base mix, Girardi would have to be high not to see Shelley as the front runner.